Little Johnny was so excited because the family was coming over to celebrate Thanksgiving but mom and dad were in their bedroom arguing. Dad yells, “You bitch! Mom yells back, “You bastard!” And stomps downstairs to the kitchen.
Johnny goes into their bedroom afterward and asks, “Daddy, what does ‘bitch and bastard’ mean?” Dad says, “It means boys and girls, now go downstairs to the kitchen to help your mom!”
Johnny goes downstairs to his mom and she’s cutting the turkey and accidentally cuts herself and screams, “F*ck!” Little Johnny asks, “Mommy, what does ‘f*ck’ mean?” Mom replies, “It means cutting the turkey, now go run upstairs to see if your dad needs anything.”
Dad is in the bathroom shaving and cuts his face and yells, “Shit!” Johnny asks, “Daddy what does ‘shit’ mean? Dad replies, “It means taking the shaving cream out of the eye!”
The doorbell rings and little Johnny runs downstairs with excitement and swings open the door standing there are grandma, grandpa, aunts, uncles, and all the cousins.
Little Johnny beaming with pride says, “Hello Bitches and Bastards! My dad is taking the Shit out of his eye and my mom is F*cking the turkey!”

The joke is from Quentin Tarantino’s “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood,” where Leonardo DiCaprio’s character, Rick Dalton, is trying to make a pun out of a serious conversation with Luke Perry’s character, Wayne Maunder. The joke falls flat, and the little girl, Trudi Fraser (played by Julia Butters), initially doesn’t find it funny until Dalton tries to explain his logic. Here is the conversation:

Dicaprio: Where did you get that limp?
Luke Perry playing Lancer’s son: In the war.
Dicaprio: Which side?
Luke Perry: I rode with the British Cavalry… in India.
Dicaprio: What did they call that outfit?
Luke Perry: The Bengal Lancers.
Dicaprio: (Starts laughing.) Nah, that’s funny.
Little girl: No, that’s not so funny.
Dicaprio: Don’t you get it? Bangel…Lancer?!
Little Girl: (smiling) Okay… now it’s kinda funny.

“I also saw a lot of videos of UFOs I mean what the f*ck has been going on with that shit. These n*ggers are here. These UFOs keep coming to Earth and it made me think of an idea for a movie It sounds dumb but hear me out. In my movie idea, we find out that these aliens are originally from Earth. That they’re from an ancient civilization that achieved Interstellar travel and left the Earth thousands of years ago to some other planet to go to when things go terrible for them on the other planet.
So they come back to Earth and decide that they want to claim the Earth for their very own. It’s a pretty good plotline huh? I call it Space Jews.”
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