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Why don't ghosts like rain on Halloween?
It dampens theirs spirits.
It dampens theirs spirits.
See lessWhat did the mountain climber name his son?
Cliff.
Cliff.
See lessWhy do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs.
Because they use honey combs.
See lessWhat is the frayed knot joke?
A rope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve ropes." The rope goes into the bathroom, tangles himself up and frazzles his ends. He walks up to the bartender who says, "Aren't you that rope that was just in here?" And he says, "Sorry, I'm a frayed knot."
A rope walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve ropes.” The rope goes into the bathroom, tangles himself up and frazzles his ends. He walks up to the bartender who says, “Aren’t you that rope that was just in here?”
See lessAnd he says, “Sorry, I’m a frayed knot.”
What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
A stick.
See lessWhat do you call a guy with no shins?
Tony.
Tony.
See lessWhy shouldn’t you judge someone for watching midget p*rn?
We all have our shortcomings.
We all have our shortcomings.
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