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How do you say "I wanna see gas " in Spanish?
In Spanish it is said as "Quiero ver gas." If you say fast enough ver gas sounds like vergas. The joke "How do you say 'I want to see gas' in Spanish?" leading to "Yo quiero vergas" plays on the phonetic closeness of "ver gas" (to see gas) and "vergas" (a vulgar term for "d*ck").
In Spanish it is said as “Quiero ver gas.” If you say fast enough ver gas sounds like vergas. The joke “How do you say ‘I want to see gas’ in Spanish?” leading to “Yo quiero vergas” plays on the phonetic closeness of “ver gas” (to see gas) and “vergas” (a vulgar term for “d*ck”).
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