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What is the Ciento dos huevos joke?
Bf: Hey babe, how do you say 102 eggs in Spanish? Gf: Ciento dos huevos! Bf: Really? Say it aloud? Gf: Ciento dos huevos! Oh! You are disgusting!
Bf: Hey babe, how do you say 102 eggs in Spanish?
See lessGf: Ciento dos huevos!
Bf: Really? Say it aloud?
Gf: Ciento dos huevos! Oh! You are disgusting!
What is the ‘What about Kansas’ joke?
Friend 1: Did you guys hear that Kentucky is the only state that starts with the letter 'K'? Friend 2: But what about Kansas? Friend 1: KANSAS D*CK FIT IN YO MOUTH!
Friend 1: Did you guys hear that Kentucky is the only state that starts with the letter ‘K’?
See lessFriend 2: But what about Kansas?
Friend 1: KANSAS D*CK FIT IN YO MOUTH!
What is the 'Driving me nuts' Pirate joke?
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out the front of his pants The bartender looks at him and asks, "Hey, you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of the front of your pants?" The pirate looks at him and says, "Argh it's driving me nuts!"
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out the front of his pants
See lessThe bartender looks at him and asks, “Hey, you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of the front of your pants?”
The pirate looks at him and says, “Argh it’s driving me nuts!”
What is the vegan and vegetarian jump off a cliff joke?
A Vegan and a vegetarian are jumping off a cliff to see who hits the bottom first, who wins? Society.
A Vegan and a vegetarian are jumping off a cliff to see who hits the bottom first, who wins?
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What is your best Male blow up doll joke?
How do you fill a male blow up doll with air? There is a manual inflation valve, just below his belt.
How do you fill a male blow up doll with air?
See lessThere is a manual inflation valve, just below his belt.
What are your best Barry Bennell jokes?
Paedophile former football coach Barry Bennell has died in prison. At least he passed away during the week when the bin men are available.
Paedophile former football coach Barry Bennell has died in prison. At least he passed away during the week when the bin men are available.
See lessWhat are the Isaac Butterfield Aboriginal jokes?
1) "It's so easy to write Aboriginal jokes, they write themselves. The most Aboriginal word in the world Corrobory has the word 'robbery in it.'" 2) "White people in Australia never culturally appropriated Aboriginal culture because there's nothing we really wanted except for the kids." 3) I thoughtRead more
1) “It’s so easy to write Aboriginal jokes, they write themselves. The most Aboriginal word in the world Corrobory has the word ‘robbery in it.'”
2) “White people in Australia never culturally appropriated Aboriginal culture because there’s nothing we really wanted except for the kids.”
3) I thought I’d never seen Aboriginal p*rnography before. And on top of that, I thought I’d never seen an Aboriginal p*rnographic magazine. It turns out I have, it’s just known by a different name – National Geographic Magazine.
4) Have you ever seen a Transgender Aboriginal? Of course, you haven’t. They’re hard to spot because the ladies already look like blokes.
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