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What did the dirt say to the rain?
“If you don't stop, my name will be mud!”
“If you don’t stop, my name will be mud!”
See lessWhy doesn't Elton John eat lettuce?
He's a rocket man.
He’s a rocket man.
See lessWhy aren't flowers sold in a monastery?
To prevent florist Friahs.
To prevent florist Friahs.
See lessWhat do you call friends you like to eat with?
Tastebuds.
Tastebuds.
See lessWhy shouldn't you tell a joke to an egg?
It’ll crack-up.
It’ll crack-up.
See lessWhy do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Because they don’t like fast food.
See lessWhat do you call a lesbian octopus?
A lick-a-lot-o-puss.
A lick-a-lot-o-puss.
See lessWhat is the Rudolph report card joke?
Why did Rudolph get a bad report card? Because he went down in history.
Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?
See lessBecause he went down in history.
How many teeth do cats have?
You: How many teeth do cats have? Friend: I don't know! You: How many feet do chickens have? Friend: Two. You: Looks like you know more about c*ck than pu**y!
You: How many teeth do cats have?
See lessFriend: I don’t know!
You: How many feet do chickens have?
Friend: Two.
You: Looks like you know more about c*ck than pu**y!
What do you call a Mexican leaving the hospital?
Manuel.
Manuel.
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