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How do you beat a lesbian in a rock, paper, scissor fight?
Pick rock, she will most likely pick scissor.
Pick rock, she will most likely pick scissor.
See lessWhat's worse than two girls running with scissors?
Two girls scissoring with the runs.
Two girls scissoring with the runs.
See lessWhich side of a turkey has the most feathers?
The outside.
The outside.
See lessWhat is the three black roosters sitting on a fence joke?
3 Black Roosters are sitting on a fence. How many wings do they have? How many Beaks do they have? How many feet do they have? There's a white cat sitting on the fence. How many furs does it have? How many Whiskers does it have? How come you know sooo much about black c*ck and nothing about white puRead more
3 Black Roosters are sitting on a fence.
How many wings do they have?
How many Beaks do they have?
How many feet do they have?
There’s a white cat sitting on the fence.
How many furs does it have?
How many Whiskers does it have?
How come you know sooo much about black c*ck and nothing about white pu**y?
See lessWhat is the square root of negative 1 divided by 8?
"I over ate."
“I over ate.”
See lessWhat did the turkey say to the computer?
Google Google!
Google Google!
See lessWhat did the Turkey say to the farmer?
"Why isn’t there anything on my calendar after November?"
“Why isn’t there anything on my calendar after November?”
See lessHow do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I'll tell you next week...
I’ll tell you next week…
See lessWhy did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
See lessWhat do sweet potatoes wear to bed?
Yammies.
Yammies.
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