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What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
North Polish.
See lessWhat does Rudolph call his wife?
Olive.
Olive.
See lessWhat is the Merry Christmas Adam joke?
Why is it Christmas Adam and not Christmas Eve? Because Adam comes before Eve. Video: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ib2pMQNhRiY
Why is it Christmas Adam and not Christmas Eve?
See lessBecause Adam comes before Eve.
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What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 Cent and Nickelback.
50 Cent and Nickelback.
See lessWhat did the soap say to the bartender?
Give me some subs and put it on my tub.
Give me some subs and put it on my tub.
See lessWhat is the difference between Santa Claus and Anne Frank?
The direction they go in the chimney.
The direction they go in the chimney.
See lessWhat happens when you eat aluminium foil?
You sheet metal.
You sheet metal.
See lessWhat has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone.
A Chinese telephone.
See lessDid you hear when one night a king and a queen went fishing?
Yes, I have heard the riddle: One night, a king and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish so how did three fish end up in the bucket? A Knight.
Yes, I have heard the riddle: One night, a king and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
See lessA Knight.
What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between br*asts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A seatbelt.
A seatbelt.
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