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What is the cream of some young guy joke?
Friend 1: "Have you tried that Chinese dish, cream of sum yung gai?" Friend 2: (laughing) "I think I’ll pass on that one!"
Friend 1: “Have you tried that Chinese dish, cream of sum yung gai?”
See lessFriend 2: (laughing) “I think I’ll pass on that one!”
What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
It cracks up.
It cracks up.
See lessWhat did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
"Aye matey!"
“Aye matey!”
See lessWhat's a cow's favorite subject in school?
Cow-culus.
Cow-culus.
See lessHow does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it.
Hebrews it.
See lessWhat happens when Chuck Norris tells a joke about Will Smith's wife?
Will Smith smacks himself.
Will Smith smacks himself.
See lessHow do pigs clean their feet?
Ham sanitizer.
Ham sanitizer.
See lessWhat did the Limestone say to the Geologist?
"Don't take me for granite!"
“Don’t take me for granite!”
See lessWhy did the cat cross the road?
He found a purrfect deal on a furclosure, and was ready to become a homeowner.
He found a purrfect deal on a furclosure, and was ready to become a homeowner.
See lessWhat does a house wear to a party?
Address.
Address.
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