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What happens when Chuck Norris tells a joke about Will Smith's wife?
Will Smith smacks himself.
Will Smith smacks himself.
See lessHow do pigs clean their feet?
Ham sanitizer.
Ham sanitizer.
See lessWhat did the Limestone say to the Geologist?
"Don't take me for granite!"
“Don’t take me for granite!”
See lessWhy did the cat cross the road?
He found a purrfect deal on a furclosure, and was ready to become a homeowner.
He found a purrfect deal on a furclosure, and was ready to become a homeowner.
See lessWhat does a house wear to a party?
Address.
Address.
See lessWhy did the balloon burst?
Because it saw the Soda Pop!
Because it saw the Soda Pop!
See lessWhy are balloons so expensive?
Because of inflation.
Because of inflation.
See lessWhat nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
North Polish.
See lessWhat does Rudolph call his wife?
Olive.
Olive.
See lessWhat is the Merry Christmas Adam joke?
Why is it Christmas Adam and not Christmas Eve? Because Adam comes before Eve. Video: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ib2pMQNhRiY
Why is it Christmas Adam and not Christmas Eve?
See lessBecause Adam comes before Eve.
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