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How do you keep warm in cold room?
You go to the corner, cause it's always 90 degrees
You go to the corner, cause it’s always 90 degrees
See lessWhat do you call frozen water?
Ice.
Ice.
See lessWhy are hospitals so cold?
To keep the vegetables fresh.
To keep the vegetables fresh.
See lessWhere should you never take a dog shopping?
The flea market.
The flea market.
See lessWhat smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Your nose.
Your nose.
See lessWhat is the full form of a BOY?
B.O.Y. – Battery Operated Yelper, because they just can't seem to run out of questions!
B.O.Y. – Battery Operated Yelper, because they just can’t seem to run out of questions!
See lessWhat is the Giant peach for a head joke?
There was a man with a giant peach as a head on the side of the road. A man walks up to him and asks, “Why do you have a giant peach as a head?” The peach man replies, “Funny story. I found a genie who gave me three wishes. My first wish was to be rich, a man came up to me and handed me a briefcaseRead more
There was a man with a giant peach as a head on the side of the road.
See lessA man walks up to him and asks, “Why do you have a giant peach as a head?” The peach man replies, “Funny story. I found a genie who gave me three wishes. My first wish was to be rich, a man came up to me and handed me a briefcase with millions of dollars. My second wish was to be extremely desirable to the most attractive woman, not long after that a supermodel ran up to me and we got married. My third wish was to have a giant peach as a head.”
What's your best Day after Halloween joke?
An engineering student is walking across campus on the day after Halloween, when all of a sudden one of his classmates flies up to him riding a flying broom. Amazed by what he's seen, he asks, “Where did you get such a great flying broomstick?” His friend, also an engineering student, replied, “WellRead more
An engineering student is walking across campus on the day after Halloween, when all of a sudden one of his classmates flies up to him riding a flying broom. Amazed by what he’s seen, he asks, “Where did you get such a great flying broomstick?”
See lessHis friend, also an engineering student, replied, “Well, I was walking home yesterday afternoon minding my own business when a beautiful witch flew up on this broomstick. She threw the broomstick to the ground, took off all her clothes, and said, “Take what you want.”
The first student nodded approvingly, “Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”
What is the Bhupendra Jogi Joke?
Correspondent: Naam kya hai? (What's your name?) Man: Bhupendra Jogi. Correspondent: US mein kaha kahan gaye hain aap? (Which places have you visited in the US?) Man: US mei boht jagah gaya hun main... (Many places in the US) Correspondent: Naam bataayiye? (Tell name?) Man: Bhupendra Jogi.
Correspondent: Naam kya hai? (What’s your name?)
See lessMan: Bhupendra Jogi.
Correspondent: US mein kaha kahan gaye hain aap? (Which places have you visited in the US?)
Man: US mei boht jagah gaya hun main… (Many places in the US)
Correspondent: Naam bataayiye? (Tell name?)
Man: Bhupendra Jogi.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
Frostbite.
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