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What is your best Wilma joke?
Person 1: What is the name of Fred Flintstone's wife? Person 2: Wilma. Person 1: Wilma d*ck fit in your balls?!?!?!?!
Person 1: What is the name of Fred Flintstone’s wife?
See lessPerson 2: Wilma.
Person 1: Wilma d*ck fit in your balls?!?!?!?!
What is the Bengal Lancer joke?
The joke is from Quentin Tarantino's "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood," where Leonardo DiCaprio's character, Rick Dalton, is trying to make a pun out of a serious conversation with Luke Perry's character, Wayne Maunder. The joke falls flat, and the little girl, Trudi Fraser (played by Julia Butters),Read more
The joke is from Quentin Tarantino’s “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood,” where Leonardo DiCaprio’s character, Rick Dalton, is trying to make a pun out of a serious conversation with Luke Perry’s character, Wayne Maunder. The joke falls flat, and the little girl, Trudi Fraser (played by Julia Butters), initially doesn’t find it funny until Dalton tries to explain his logic. Here is the conversation:
Dicaprio: Where did you get that limp?
See lessLuke Perry playing Lancer’s son: In the war.
Dicaprio: Which side?
Luke Perry: I rode with the British Cavalry… in India.
Dicaprio: What did they call that outfit?
Luke Perry: The Bengal Lancers.
Dicaprio: (Starts laughing.) Nah, that’s funny.
Little girl: No, that’s not so funny.
Dicaprio: Don’t you get it? Bangel…Lancer?!
Little Girl: (smiling) Okay… now it’s kinda funny.
What is your best Hamas Jokes?
BBC patiently awaiting call from Hamas to see what they should print today.
BBC patiently awaiting call from Hamas to see what they should print today.
See lessWhat is the Space Jews Joke by Dave Chappelle?
"I also saw a lot of videos of UFOs I mean what the f*ck has been going on with that shit. These n*ggers are here. These UFOs keep coming to Earth and it made me think of an idea for a movie It sounds dumb but hear me out. In my movie idea, we find out that these aliens are originally from Earth. ThRead more
“I also saw a lot of videos of UFOs I mean what the f*ck has been going on with that shit. These n*ggers are here. These UFOs keep coming to Earth and it made me think of an idea for a movie It sounds dumb but hear me out. In my movie idea, we find out that these aliens are originally from Earth. That they’re from an ancient civilization that achieved Interstellar travel and left the Earth thousands of years ago to some other planet to go to when things go terrible for them on the other planet.
See lessSo they come back to Earth and decide that they want to claim the Earth for their very own. It’s a pretty good plotline huh? I call it Space Jews.”
The video:
What do you call ghost poop?
Boo boo.
Boo boo.
See lessWhat do you call an empty hot dog?
A hollow weenie!
A hollow weenie!
See lessWhat do Jeffrey Epstein and Halloween decorations have common?
They don’t hang themselves.
They don’t hang themselves.
See lessWhat does a redneck do on Halloween?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin.
See lessWhy don't Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween?
I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their door.
I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their door.
See lessWhy are vampires so easy to fool?
Because they're suckers.
Because they’re suckers.
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