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What is your best 'Did You Fall From Heaven' Joke?
Hey girl, did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is real f*cked up.
Hey girl, did you fall from heaven?
See lessCause your face is real f*cked up.
What rooms do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
The living room.
See lessWhat are your best Israeli–Palestinian conflict jokes?
What is the Irish solution to the Israel-Palestine conflict? A two stout solution.
What is the Irish solution to the Israel-Palestine conflict?
See lessA two stout solution.
What is your best Pumpkin Patch jokes?
How do you fix a broken pumpkin? A pumpkin patch.
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
See lessA pumpkin patch.
What is the trans pumpkin joke?
There is a video made years ago of a trans girl who f*cked a pumpkin for Halloween. I believe her phub name is like mumblingmeadows. Later, they actually made a follow-up where there are two trans girls f*cking a pumpkin. Both are on the hub. In 2022, it became a meme about a year ago, especially duRead more
There is a video made years ago of a trans girl who f*cked a pumpkin for Halloween. I believe her phub name is like mumblingmeadows. Later, they actually made a follow-up where there are two trans girls f*cking a pumpkin. Both are on the hub.
See lessIn 2022, it became a meme about a year ago, especially during the Halloween season. The title is called ‘Worst Halloween special ever’.
What is the root over 1 tan^2 c joke?
The expression "square root of (1 plus tan squared of C)" is mathematically equivalent to "sec of C". This is due to the trigonometric identity that "1 plus tan squared of C" equals "sec squared of C". When you take the square root of both sides of this identity, "square root of (1 plus tan squaredRead more
The expression “square root of (1 plus tan squared of C)” is mathematically equivalent to “sec of C”. This is due to the trigonometric identity that “1 plus tan squared of C” equals “sec squared of C”. When you take the square root of both sides of this identity, “square root of (1 plus tan squared of C)” is equal to “sec of C”.
See lessHowever, when spoken aloud, “sec of C” can sound like “sexy,” leading to a playful and unexpected connection between a dry mathematical concept and a casual, light-hearted term.
What are your best Bechdel test jokes?
Linda and Martha are talking. "Have you heard of the Bechdel Test?" asks Linda. "Yes," answers Martha. "My boyfriend told me about it."
Linda and Martha are talking. “Have you heard of the Bechdel Test?” asks Linda.
See less“Yes,” answers Martha. “My boyfriend told me about it.”
What are your best Garth Brooks jokes?
I don’t judge the past of my Garth Brooks loving cannibal girlfriend. But what she’s doing now is tearing me apart.
I don’t judge the past of my Garth Brooks loving cannibal girlfriend.
See lessBut what she’s doing now is tearing me apart.
What is the Justinder joke by Andrew Schulz?
The joke Andrew Schulz was from Scotiabank Arena, Toronto, ON on September 30, 2023. Here it goes: "I saw a headline that said 'Punjabi Separatist Assinated!' I said, 'Oh No! They got Trudeau!' They got him! They got Justinder! How the hell?! How the hell they assassinate Justinder? Did they force hRead more
The joke Andrew Schulz was from Scotiabank Arena, Toronto, ON on September 30, 2023.
See lessHere it goes:
“I saw a headline that said ‘Punjabi Separatist Assinated!’ I said, ‘Oh No! They got Trudeau!’ They got him! They got Justinder! How the hell?! How the hell they assassinate Justinder? Did they force him to kiss his wife on camera?!
Then I looked up the details of the assassination where the dude was assassinated, India sent some motherf*ckers here to assassinate. I am like why is nobody talking about the story then I looked up the guy who was assassinated. His name (Wry Smile). His first name is Hardeep and his last name is spelled ‘N-I-J-J-E-R’. That’s too close, that too f*cking close, I am sorry! White people, we can’t share this story, we got to sit this one out. I saw Punjabis in the street saying ‘Say his name!’ I am sorry but we can’t. Can you give us that pass? Can you even give us an ‘N-word’ pass?!
Now to be fair, if you are gonna assassinate an Indian guy then you gotta shoot him, ’cause you can’t poison them ’cause they eat y’all food, you know. Indians’ stomachs are indestructible bro. Poison is for white people. You can assassinate me with Cilantro. I’m out easily. All I am saying is Toronto that’s its unbelievable. An Indian was killed on Canadian soil and it wasn’t in a residential school man, can you believe it?!”
If H2O is water, what is H2O4?
Drinking.
Drinking.
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