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When do zombies finish trick or treating?
When they are dead tired.
When they are dead tired.
See lessWhat is the ‘Arnold Schwarzenegger I'll be bach’ joke?
Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenegger all decide to go out trick-or-treating as musical composers for Halloween. They go into a costume store and look for masks. Jean Claude sees a costume that he likes and says, "I think I'll go as Beethoven." Steven Segal sees a costume thatRead more
Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenegger all decide to go out trick-or-treating as musical composers for Halloween.
See lessThey go into a costume store and look for masks. Jean Claude sees a costume that he likes and says, “I think I’ll go as Beethoven.” Steven Segal sees a costume that grabs his attention and says, “I’ll be Mozart.” Arnold had a tough time finding a costume that he liked, but he eventually found one that appeased his interest. He picked up a costume and said, “I’ll be Bach.”
What is the crow on the Orient Express joke?
A twitter user @jameshannah put out a tweet "Depluralise a film. I’ll start. Jaw." Another user @benjaminjudge replied "A Crow on the Orient Express."
A twitter user @jameshannah put out a tweet “Depluralise a film. I’ll start. Jaw.” Another user @benjaminjudge replied “A Crow on the Orient Express.”
See lessWhat’s the difference between an outlaw and an in-law?
Outlaws are wanted!
Outlaws are wanted!
See lessWhy can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?
Because they're dead.
Because they’re dead.
See lessWhy do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forward they'd still be in the boat!
Because if they fell forward they’d still be in the boat!
See lessWhat does the CIA stand for?
Comically Inept A**holes.
Comically Inept A**holes.
See lessWhat is the cheers mate nans joke?
This insult suggests that the DJ or creator is overestimating their skills or importance. By comparing them to a "nan" or "grandmother" at the top of the stairs thinking she's the formidable Chaser, it paints a picture of someone who is deluded or out of touch with their actual abilities or standingRead more
This insult suggests that the DJ or creator is overestimating their skills or importance. By comparing them to a “nan” or “grandmother” at the top of the stairs thinking she’s the formidable Chaser, it paints a picture of someone who is deluded or out of touch with their actual abilities or standing.
See lessThe word Chaser is related to the British game show The Chase, in which a seasoned quizzer plays the role of “the chaser,” attempting to catch competitors by providing more accurate answers than they do. The chaser is portrayed on the program as being aesthetically superior to the competitor, as though they are at the top of the steps/stairs when competing.
What does the FBI stand for?
Frogs Be Investigating.
Frogs Be Investigating.
See lessWhy are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
They eat whatever bugs them.
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