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What are your best Jimmy Savile jokes?
A man walks into the library and asks the librarian, "Excuse me, would you have any books about Jimmy Savile?" The Liberian replies, "Actually, we have sir, some boy just took it in the sh*tter." "That's the one," the man replies.
A man walks into the library and asks the librarian, “Excuse me, would you have any books about Jimmy Savile?”
See lessThe Liberian replies, “Actually, we have sir, some boy just took it in the sh*tter.”
“That’s the one,” the man replies.
What fish is the best in their class?
The starfish!
The starfish!
See lessWhat did the turkey eat for Thanksgiving?
Nothing, it was already stuffed.
Nothing, it was already stuffed.
See lessWhat does FIFA stand for?
Finally I'm F*cking Arrested.
Finally I’m F*cking Arrested.
See lessWhat has 30 legs and can't swim?
A bus full of dis*bled people.
A bus full of dis*bled people.
See lessWhat’s going be written on Blake Lively’s grave?
Blake Deadly.
Blake Deadly.
See lessWhat is your best High Speed 2 (HS2) joke?
What's the latest from HS2? "Euston, we have a problem!"
What’s the latest from HS2?
See less“Euston, we have a problem!”
What is your best 'Did You Fall From Heaven' Joke?
Hey girl, did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is real f*cked up.
Hey girl, did you fall from heaven?
See lessCause your face is real f*cked up.
What rooms do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
The living room.
See lessWhat are your best Israeli–Palestinian conflict jokes?
What is the Irish solution to the Israel-Palestine conflict? A two stout solution.
What is the Irish solution to the Israel-Palestine conflict?
See lessA two stout solution.