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Why shouldn’t you judge someone for watching midget p*rn?
We all have our shortcomings.
We all have our shortcomings.
See lessHow do you say "I wanna see gas " in Spanish?
In Spanish it is said as "Quiero ver gas." If you say fast enough ver gas sounds like vergas. The joke "How do you say 'I want to see gas' in Spanish?" leading to "Yo quiero vergas" plays on the phonetic closeness of "ver gas" (to see gas) and "vergas" (a vulgar term for "d*ck").
In Spanish it is said as “Quiero ver gas.” If you say fast enough ver gas sounds like vergas. The joke “How do you say ‘I want to see gas’ in Spanish?” leading to “Yo quiero vergas” plays on the phonetic closeness of “ver gas” (to see gas) and “vergas” (a vulgar term for “d*ck”).
See lessWhat is the Mike Pence sex joke?
“As president, I will take on the teachers union and win, just like I did in New Jersey. Right now, we have a president who is sleeping with a member of the teachers union,” Mr Christie said on Wednesday night, in reference to first lady Jill Biden, a teacher. “They have an advocate inside the WhiteRead more
“As president, I will take on the teachers union and win, just like I did in New Jersey. Right now, we have a president who is sleeping with a member of the teachers union,” Mr Christie said on Wednesday night, in reference to first lady Jill Biden, a teacher. “They have an advocate inside the White House every day as an advocate for them. They need to stop defending the worst teachers and start defending our kids.”
See less“Chris, you mentioned the president – my wife isn’t a member of the teachers’ union, but I gotta admit I have been sleeping with a teacher for 38 years … full disclosure,” Mr Pence said.
What is the Jimmy Carr's 9/11 joke?
"Now you might think that this is silly but I assure you it's absolutely true. When Zayn left One Direction for me, it was like 9/11. Yeah, I didn't care about that either."
“Now you might think that this is silly but I assure you it’s absolutely true. When Zayn left One Direction for me, it was like 9/11. Yeah, I didn’t care about that either.”
See lessWhat does Frankenstein drive?
A monster truck.
A monster truck.
See lessWhy couldn't the pony sing a lullaby?
She was a little horse.
She was a little horse.
See lessWhat do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
A USB.
See lessHow do lumberjacks work from home?
They log in.
They log in.
See lessWhat is the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?
Gross.
Gross.
See lessHow does Kanye like his eggs?
Over Yeezy.
Over Yeezy.
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