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How do lumberjacks work from home?
They log in.
They log in.
See lessWhat is the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?
Gross.
Gross.
See lessHow does Kanye like his eggs?
Over Yeezy.
Over Yeezy.
See lessWhy seagulls fly over the sea?
Because they would be called bagels if they flew over the bay.
Because they would be called bagels if they flew over the bay.
See lessWhat's the medical name for Viagra?
Mycoxaflopin.
Mycoxaflopin.
See lessWhat is 19 in French joke?
Friend 1: Do you know how to say 19 in French? Friend 2: No, how? Friend 1: Dix-neuf. Friend 2: Dix what? Friend 1: Dix-neuf. Friend 2 (realizing the joke): Ah, 'deez nuts'! Got me!
Friend 1: Do you know how to say 19 in French?
See lessFriend 2: No, how?
Friend 1: Dix-neuf.
Friend 2: Dix what?
Friend 1: Dix-neuf.
Friend 2 (realizing the joke): Ah, ‘deez nuts’! Got me!
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because if they lived in pepper water, they would sneeze.
Because if they lived in pepper water, they would sneeze.
See lessWhat is an Australian kiss?
It’s like a French kiss but down under!
It’s like a French kiss but down under!
See lessWhat are your best Jewish mother jokes?
My dad said that if my mother was Jewish, I would have to do anything he said. I asked, "Why?" He answered, "Because you half Jew (have too)."
My dad said that if my mother was Jewish, I would have to do anything he said. I asked, “Why?” He answered, “Because you half Jew (have too).”
See lessWhat is the Dewey, Cheatem and Howe joke?
"Dewey, Cheatem & Howe" is a classic play on words that humorously and fictitiously names a law firm. The joke is in the phonetic pronunciation of the names: Dewey: Sounds like "Do we..." Cheatem: Sounds like "Cheat 'em..." Howe: Sounds like "How..." When said together quickly, it sounds like "DRead more
“Dewey, Cheatem & Howe” is a classic play on words that humorously and fictitiously names a law firm. The joke is in the phonetic pronunciation of the names:
See lessDewey: Sounds like “Do we…”
Cheatem: Sounds like “Cheat ’em…”
Howe: Sounds like “How…”
When said together quickly, it sounds like “Do we cheat ’em? How?” implying unscrupulous or dishonest behavior, which is ironic and humorous given that it’s supposed to represent a law firm, an institution expected to uphold justice and integrity. The joke plays on the stereotype of lawyers being deceitful or tricky. This fictitious law firm name has been referenced in various media and comedy sketches over the years.
It has been used in various media and comedy contexts over the years. One of the most notable examples is from the radio show “Car Talk.”
Car Talk: This was a popular American radio talk show broadcast on National Public Radio (NPR) for over three decades. The show was hosted by brothers Tom and Ray Magliozzi, who discussed cars, car repair, and shared humorous anecdotes. They often made reference to their fictional law firm, “Dewey, Cheatem & Howe,” as a running gag. In fact, in Harvard Square (Cambridge, Massachusetts), where their office was located, there was a window sign for “Dewey, Cheatem & Howe” as a nod to this joke.
The name has also been used or referenced in various other TV shows, movies, and books, often as a humorous nod to the stereotype of lawyers being less than scrupulous.