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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
See lessWhat do you call a blind deer?
No eye-deer.
No eye-deer.
See lessWhat did the teddy bear eat for dinner?
Nothing, he was stuffed.
Nothing, he was stuffed.
See lessWhat is the boobless calculator joke?
Sally had 69 boobs (69) which was too too too many (69222) so she went to the doctor on 51st street (6922251) and he said to take a certain pill 8 times a day (6922251 times 8), which left her (flip your calculator over). Boobless.
Sally had 69 boobs (69) which was too too too many (69222) so she went to the doctor on 51st street (6922251) and he said to take a certain pill 8 times a day (6922251 times 8), which left her (flip your calculator over).
See lessBoobless.
What's your best Mao Zedong joke?
How does a Mexican get the attention of Mao Zedong? "Ay! el Mao!"
How does a Mexican get the attention of Mao Zedong?
See less“Ay! el Mao!”
What is your best buns glazing joke?
My Grandad, who died in the war, could only be a chef due to his dyslexia. He went out all buns glazing.
My Grandad, who died in the war, could only be a chef due to his dyslexia.
See lessHe went out all buns glazing.
Why can't China play baseball?
ecause they will eat the Bat.
ecause they will eat the Bat.
See lessWhat do you call an Autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
Special Forces.
See lessWhy did priests invent baptisms?
Because it important to wash you’re sex toys.
Because it important to wash you’re sex toys.
See lessWhat is Smell My Thongs joke?
The "Smell my Thongs" prank involves sending someone an envelope labeled as containing a used thong, though the envelope is actually empty. The prank aims to elicit shock or embarrassment from the recipient when they receive it. Inside the mailer is a prank card, and a piece of pink elastic hangingRead more
The “Smell my Thongs” prank involves sending someone an envelope labeled as containing a used thong, though the envelope is actually empty. The prank aims to elicit shock or embarrassment from the recipient when they receive it.
See lessInside the mailer is a prank card, and a piece of pink elastic hanging out (to look like real thongs, color will vary). The card is blank on the back. It will absolutely keep them guessing. This Smell A Thong Prank Mailer will embarrass your victim and make the mailman and the post office hoot with laughter (and think you’re a little bit odd).