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What is the Non Buy-Dairy joke?
What do you call a Gender Neutral person who is Lactose Intolerant? A Non Buy-Dairy.
What do you call a Gender Neutral person who is Lactose Intolerant?
See lessA Non Buy-Dairy.
What is your best Mel Tucker joke?
Mel Tucker had unprotected phone sex last night. Now he has hearing aids.
Mel Tucker had unprotected phone sex last night.
See lessNow he has hearing aids.
How do you keep a Baptist from drinking all your beer on a fishing trip?
Invite two of them.
Invite two of them.
See lessWhat is your best Timbuktu joke?
There was a poetry competition final with two contestants, a university student, and an old countryman. They each had 20 seconds to come up with a poem about Timbuktu. The student goes first and says " Across the desert sands, crossed a lonely caravan, men on camels two by two, destination Timbuktu.Read more
There was a poetry competition final with two contestants, a university student, and an old countryman.
See lessThey each had 20 seconds to come up with a poem about Timbuktu.
The student goes first and says ” Across the desert sands, crossed a lonely caravan, men on camels two by two, destination Timbuktu.”
The crowd goes wild cheering for the poem.
The old countryman then goes, “Tim and I off hunting went, found some girls in a pop up tent, they were three and we were two and I buck one and Tim buck two.”
What's your best Glass Coffin Joke?
Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.
Will glass coffins be a success?
See lessRemains to be seen.
What do you call a boat that can fly?
A float.
A float.
See lessWhat do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits!
Lawsuits!
See lessWhat is the Gloves in Spanish joke?
You: How do you say gloves in Spanish? They: Hey! Well, gloves is 'guantes'. You: Guantes this d*ck in your mouth!
You: How do you say gloves in Spanish?
See lessThey: Hey! Well, gloves is ‘guantes’.
You: Guantes this d*ck in your mouth!
What is your darkest Madeleine McCann joke?
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common? They're both at the bottom of the sea full of s*men.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
See lessThey’re both at the bottom of the sea full of s*men.
What's your best Beef Curtains joke?
How do cows shade their room? They use beef curtains.
How do cows shade their room?
See lessThey use beef curtains.