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What did the black cat say when the dog ate it's candy?
"You gotta be kitten me."
“You gotta be kitten me.”
See lessWhat do you call a dwarf in a tumble dryer?
A midget spinner.
A midget spinner.
See lessWhat do you call a redhead in a beer bath?
Ginger Ale.
Ginger Ale.
See lessWhy can't orphans be gay?
Because they are bi themselves.
Because they are bi themselves.
See lessWhy did the kid cross the road?
He forgot to buckle his seatbelt.
He forgot to buckle his seatbelt.
See lessWhy do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because you can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Because you can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
See lessWhy did the pumpkin lose the boxing match?
It let his gourd down.
It let his gourd down.
See lessWhy can't dyslexic people tell jokes?
They always punch up the fuckline.
They always punch up the fuckline.
See lessWhy did the Jew cross the road?
His nose was already on the other side.
His nose was already on the other side.
See lessWhy did the banana split?
Because it saw the ice cream!
Because it saw the ice cream!
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