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What does a dog do that a man steps into?
Pants.
Pants.
See lessWhat do you call a blind German?
A not see.
A not see.
See lessWhat do you call a person with no body and no nose?
Invisible sniffer!
Invisible sniffer!
See lessHey girl, are you into fitness?
Well how about fitness c*ck in your mouth?!
Well how about fitness c*ck in your mouth?!
See lessWhat is 2 * 2?
A university committee was selecting a new dean. They had narrowed the candidates to a mathematician, an economist, and a lawyer. Each was asked this question during their interview: "How much is 2*2?" The mathematician answered immediately, "Four." The economist thought for several minutes and finaRead more
A university committee was selecting a new dean. They had narrowed the candidates to a mathematician, an economist, and a lawyer.
See lessEach was asked this question during their interview: “How much is 2*2?”
The mathematician answered immediately, “Four.”
The economist thought for several minutes and finally answered, “Four, plus or minus one.”
Finally, the lawyer stood up, peered around the room, and motioned silently for the committee members to gather close to him. He replied in a calm, conspiratorial tone, “How much do you want it to be?”
Why did the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of her B- shells.
Because she grew out of her B- shells.
See lessWhich fruit can't run off and get married?
The cant-elope.
The cant-elope.
See lessWhat is long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the Frog's fingers.
Kermit the Frog’s fingers.
See lessWhat did the mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra.
An algae-bra.
See lessWhat is the German word for bra?
Stoppemfrumfloppen.
Stoppemfrumfloppen.
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