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What is your best “R*ctum? Damn near killed him” joke?
Little Johnny: Sorry I'm late, a car hit my dog in the a**hole. Teacher: R*ctum* Johnny: R*ctum? Damn near killed him!
Little Johnny: Sorry I’m late, a car hit my dog in the a**hole.
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Johnny: R*ctum? Damn near killed him!
What is your best BOFA joke?
Have you seen the new movie called Bofa? No, what is it about? Bofa deez nuts.
Have you seen the new movie called Bofa?
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What is the Sumerian Bar Joke?
ur-gir₁₅-re ec₂-dam-ce₃ in-kur₉-ma nij₂ na-me igi nu-mu-un-du₈ ne-en jal₂ taka₄-en-e-ce Translation: A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one." Explanation: Some suggest that the inn also apparently served as a brothel (notes that the word used in the proverb forRead more
ur-gir₁₅-re ec₂-dam-ce₃ in-kur₉-ma
nij₂ na-me igi nu-mu-un-du₈
ne-en jal₂ taka₄-en-e-ce
Translation: A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.”
Explanation: Some suggest that the inn also apparently served as a brothel (notes that the word used in the proverb for an inn or tavern, “éš-dam”, can also be translated as “brothel”, and it was common in ancient Mesopotamia for sex work to take place in these establishments), and thus “the dog wanted to see what was ‘going on behind closed doors'”.
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Enough to break the ice.
Enough to break the ice.
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To keep their ankles warm.
To keep their ankles warm.
See lessWhat does PhD stand for?
Patiently hoping for a Degree.
Patiently hoping for a Degree.
See lessWhat is Jimmy Carr's most offensive joke?
How do you make a gay f*ck a woman? Shit in her c*nt.
How do you make a gay f*ck a woman?
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What did the brown cow say to the brown chicken?
Brown chicken brown cow.
Brown chicken brown cow.
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Tooth-hurty!
Tooth-hurty!
See lessWhat's the best thing about Switzerland?
The flag is a big plus.
The flag is a big plus.
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