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What does a gay horse eat?
Hay.
Hay.
See lessHow do you spell 'ME'?
The pickup line? Here you go: Me: Spell the word "ME" for him. She: M-E. Me: But you forgot the D! She: But there's no "D" in "ME"! Me: Not yet.
The pickup line? Here you go:
See lessMe: Spell the word “ME” for him.
She: M-E.
Me: But you forgot the D!
She: But there’s no “D” in “ME”!
Me: Not yet.
What lights up a soccer stadium?
A power outage! Because then everyone's phone flashlights come on!
A power outage! Because then everyone’s phone flashlights come on!
See lessWhat is the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A Canoe tips.
A Canoe tips.
See lessDo you listen to Imagine Dragons?
Well, imagine dragon these nuts across your chin.
Well, imagine dragon these nuts across your chin.
See lessWhy did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice halfway through!
Because it ran out of juice halfway through!
See lessWhat's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat?
Wendy's. Not for the food, just for the name!
Wendy’s. Not for the food, just for the name!
See lessWhy is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama?
Because one should never turn his/her back on their family.
Because one should never turn his/her back on their family.
See lessWhat is Reverse Exorcism?
A reverse exorcism? That's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child!
A reverse exorcism? That’s when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child!
See lessWhy are Fire trucks red?
Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight makes twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and there were fish in the seas, and fish haveRead more
Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight makes twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and there were fish in the seas, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always ‘Russian’ around!
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