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What is Reverse Exorcism?
A reverse exorcism? That's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child!
A reverse exorcism? That’s when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child!
See lessWhy are Fire trucks red?
Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight makes twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and there were fish in the seas, and fish haveRead more
Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight makes twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and there were fish in the seas, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always ‘Russian’ around!
See lessWhat mouse walks on two legs?
Mickey Mouse! But only when Minnie isn't around to tell him to stop showing off!
Mickey Mouse! But only when Minnie isn’t around to tell him to stop showing off!
See lessWhat is yellow and can't swim?
A school bus.
A school bus.
See lessWhat is a Skeleton's favorite snack?
Definitely a bone-bon, but they have to be careful not to chip a tooth!
Definitely a bone-bon, but they have to be careful not to chip a tooth!
See lessWhy was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a well-known six offender!
Because 7 was a well-known six offender!
See lessWhat did the egg say to the boiling water?
Hot enough for you? Because you're cracking me up!
Hot enough for you? Because you’re cracking me up!
See lessWhat is the Five Penny Trick?
The trick requires five pennies, placed down one at a time, heads up. Place the first penny on the table. "Can you smell that....that's a scent." Place the second penny. "Can you see any fruit....that's a pair." Place the third penny. "Can you see any cars? Three Lincolns." Place the fourth down. "CRead more
The trick requires five pennies, placed down one at a time, heads up.
See lessPlace the first penny on the table. “Can you smell that….that’s a scent.”
Place the second penny. “Can you see any fruit….that’s a pair.”
Place the third penny. “Can you see any cars? Three Lincolns.”
Place the fourth down. “Can you see any snakes? Four copperheads.
Place the fifth down. “Can you see any pussy?”
Scoop them all up, “Not for five cents you can’t.”
What is the difference between jelly and jam?
You can't play the jelly at a rock concert, but you can jam!
You can’t play the jelly at a rock concert, but you can jam!
See lessHow do you count cows?
By using moo-thematics!
By using moo-thematics!
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