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What is the Got any grapes joke?
This joke, known as "The Duck Song," is a form of repetitive humor that builds on the absurdity of the situation. A duck repeatedly asking for grapes in a bar, where grapes are obviously not served, is inherently nonsensical. The bartender's escalating threats, culminating in a warning to nail the dRead more
This joke, known as “The Duck Song,” is a form of repetitive humor that builds on the absurdity of the situation. A duck repeatedly asking for grapes in a bar, where grapes are obviously not served, is inherently nonsensical. The bartender’s escalating threats, culminating in a warning to nail the duck’s beak to a barstool, add to the absurdity. The duck’s request for a hammer the next day momentarily distracts the bartender, who reacts with confusion and anger, only for the duck to return to its original, seemingly innocent question about grapes. The humor lies in the duck’s persistent and cheeky behavior, the bartender’s growing frustration, and the playful subversion of expectations with each visit.
See lessDid you hear about the kid born without eyelids?
This joke employs a play on words and an unexpected twist for its humor. It begins with a seemingly serious situation about a child born without eyelids, a condition that would be concerning in reality. The twist comes with the solution: using the child's foreskin for reconstructive surgery, which iRead more
This joke employs a play on words and an unexpected twist for its humor. It begins with a seemingly serious situation about a child born without eyelids, a condition that would be concerning in reality. The twist comes with the solution: using the child’s foreskin for reconstructive surgery, which is a surprising and somewhat absurd idea. The punchline, “the surgery did leave him a little c*ck-eyed,” delivers the humor. “C*ck-eyed” is a colloquial term meaning skewed or askew, but in the context of the joke, it’s a pun referring to the use of foreskin (from the p*nis, colloquially referred to as “c*ck”) for the eyelids.
See lessWhat do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
The joke "What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Phillipe Phillope" is a play on words combining a common French name with the sound made by sandals. The name "Phillipe" is a typical French male name. The humor arises from the pun created by pairing "Phillipe" with "Phillope," mimicking the soundRead more
The joke “What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Phillipe Phillope” is a play on words combining a common French name with the sound made by sandals. The name “Phillipe” is a typical French male name. The humor arises from the pun created by pairing “Phillipe” with “Phillope,” mimicking the sound (“flip-flop”) that sandals make when someone walks in them. This sound is often referred to as “flip-flopping,” hence the play on words with “Phillope.”
See lessWhat did the dirt say to the rain?
The joke "What did the dirt say to the rain? 'If you don’t stop, my name will be mud!'" is a play on words involving the transformation of dirt into mud and the expression "my name will be mud." Literally, when dirt gets wet from rain, it turns into mud. The humorous twist comes from the anthropomorRead more
The joke “What did the dirt say to the rain? ‘If you don’t stop, my name will be mud!'” is a play on words involving the transformation of dirt into mud and the expression “my name will be mud.” Literally, when dirt gets wet from rain, it turns into mud. The humorous twist comes from the anthropomorphized dirt using the phrase “my name will be mud,” which is an idiom meaning to have one’s reputation ruined or to be disgraced. The joke cleverly combines the literal change of dirt into mud with the figurative meaning of the idiom, creating a pun where the dirt humorously expresses concern over its “reputation” being changed by the rain.
See lessWhy doesn't Elton John eat lettuce?
The joke "Why doesn't Elton John eat lettuce? He’s a rocket man" is a pun that combines a reference to popular culture with wordplay. Elton John is a renowned singer-songwriter famous for his song "Rocket Man." The term "rocket" in the context of the joke, however, also refers to a type of lettuce,Read more
The joke “Why doesn’t Elton John eat lettuce? He’s a rocket man” is a pun that combines a reference to popular culture with wordplay. Elton John is a renowned singer-songwriter famous for his song “Rocket Man.” The term “rocket” in the context of the joke, however, also refers to a type of lettuce, known as arugula or rocket salad, commonly used in culinary dishes. The humor comes from the play on words where Elton John, being a “Rocket Man” in the musical sense, is humorously implied to avoid eating “rocket” in the literal sense.
See lessWhy aren't flowers sold in a monastery?
The joke "Why aren't flowers sold in a monastery? To prevent florist Friahs" is a play on words combining the context of a monastery and a pun on "florist friars." In a monastery, members of the religious community, particularly in Christian traditions, are often referred to as "friars." The term "fRead more
The joke “Why aren’t flowers sold in a monastery? To prevent florist Friahs” is a play on words combining the context of a monastery and a pun on “florist friars.” In a monastery, members of the religious community, particularly in Christian traditions, are often referred to as “friars.” The term “florist” refers to a person who arranges and sells flowers. The humor arises from the pun on “florist friars,” sounding like “florist friars,” which imagines members of the monastery engaged in the unlikely and humorous profession of floristry.
See lessWhat do you call friends you like to eat with?
The joke "What do you call friends you like to eat with? Tastebuds" is a pun that plays on the dual meanings of the term "tastebuds." In a literal sense, "tastebuds" are the small sensory organs on the tongue that allow us to perceive different flavors in food. Figuratively, the term is humorously rRead more
The joke “What do you call friends you like to eat with? Tastebuds” is a pun that plays on the dual meanings of the term “tastebuds.” In a literal sense, “tastebuds” are the small sensory organs on the tongue that allow us to perceive different flavors in food. Figuratively, the term is humorously reimagined in the joke to refer to friends with whom one enjoys sharing meals. The pun lies in the overlap between the physical role of tastebuds in eating and the social experience of enjoying food with others.
See lessWhy shouldn't you tell a joke to an egg?
This joke plays on the double meaning of the phrase "crack up." In one sense, "to crack up" means to burst into laughter, a common reaction to hearing a funny joke. In the context of an egg, however, "to crack" literally means to break or split, as eggshells are fragile and easily broken. The humorRead more
This joke plays on the double meaning of the phrase “crack up.” In one sense, “to crack up” means to burst into laughter, a common reaction to hearing a funny joke. In the context of an egg, however, “to crack” literally means to break or split, as eggshells are fragile and easily broken. The humor in the joke comes from this wordplay, where telling a joke to an egg would not only make it “laugh” (figuratively speaking) but also cause it to physically crack, as if the egg were responding to the joke as a person might, but in a manner consistent with its nature as an egg. The joke is a simple, whimsical play on words.
See lessWhy do French people eat snails?
The joke is a play on words involving cultural cuisine and the concept of "fast food." It starts with a question about why French people eat snails, a delicacy known as escargot in French cuisine. The punchline, "Because they don’t like fast food," humorously connects the literal speed of snails, whRead more
The joke is a play on words involving cultural cuisine and the concept of “fast food.” It starts with a question about why French people eat snails, a delicacy known as escargot in French cuisine. The punchline, “Because they don’t like fast food,” humorously connects the literal speed of snails, which are slow-moving creatures, with the term “fast food,” which typically refers to quickly prepared, expedient meals often associated with American fast food chains.
See lessWhat do you call a lesbian octopus?
The joke is a pun combining the words "lesbian" and "octopus." It plays on the stereotype of lesbian sexual behavior and the physical characteristic of an octopus having numerous tentacles, which could be humorously imagined as being used for licking. The term "lick-a-lot-o-puss" is a play on the woRead more
The joke is a pun combining the words “lesbian” and “octopus.” It plays on the stereotype of lesbian sexual behavior and the physical characteristic of an octopus having numerous tentacles, which could be humorously imagined as being used for licking. The term “lick-a-lot-o-puss” is a play on the word “octopus” and the vulgar slang “puss,” a crass term for female genitalia. The humor is intended to come from the surprising and suggestive blending of the words, creating a term that sounds like a description of an animal but is actually a sexual innuendo.
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