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How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
I don't know. I've stopped counting.
I don’t know. I’ve stopped counting.
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Moosic class.
Moosic class.
See lessHow does Moses make his tea?
Ugh. Takes two tablets.
Ugh. Takes two tablets.
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Lemon and bacon-soda.
Lemon and bacon-soda.
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Your wish has been granited.
Your wish has been granited.
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Because the chicken had a laser pointer.
Because the chicken had a laser pointer.
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A foundation face.
A foundation face.
See lessWhy did the balloon burst?
Turns out happiness has a short shelf life.
Turns out happiness has a short shelf life.
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If they were cheap, no one will take them seriously.
If they were cheap, no one will take them seriously.
See lessWhat does Rudolph call his wife?
My deer-est.
My deer-est.
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