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What did the soap say to the bartender?
I'll take a soap on the rocks and make it extra foamy.
I’ll take a soap on the rocks and make it extra foamy.
See lessWhat happens when you eat aluminium foil?
You might become the best conductor in the kitchen.
You might become the best conductor in the kitchen.
See lessWhat has two wings and an arrow?
A love-struck airplane.
A love-struck airplane.
See lessWhy are there poptarts but no momtarts?
Because pop only gets to have a tart named after him, while mom is still waiting for her 'Momffin.'
Because pop only gets to have a tart named after him, while mom is still waiting for her ‘Momffin.’
See lessWhat gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between br*asts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
Midget.
Midget.
See lessWhere do Math teachers go on New Year's Eve?
To a function.
To a function.
See lessWhy can't orphans be criminals?
No judge will convict someone with such sad eyes.
No judge will convict someone with such sad eyes.
See lessHow do you catch a unique rabbit?
With a unique carrot.
With a unique carrot.
See lessWhat do Reindeer say before they tell a joke?
Hold your antlers, this one is a real moose-terpiece.
Hold your antlers, this one is a real moose-terpiece.
See lessWhat do you call a cat in the desert?
A Sphinx.
A Sphinx.
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