Abby Boom, born Abigail Rose Boom, is an Arab-Australian social media sensation and comedian who has carved a niche for herself in the world of online entertainment. She has garnered significant attention for her engaging and humorous content. With her 26 years pulsing with a passion for comedy, Abby has successfully blended her love for laughter with the power of social media. Her journey from a high school enthusiast participating in plays and events in Sydney to a celebrated personality on platforms like TikTok and Instagram is a testament to her talent and zeal.
Abby’s penchant for humor found its true calling with her association with Yeah Mad TV, a YouTube channel known for its eclectic mix of comedy sketches, parodies, and spoofs that resonate with a broad audience. Her contributions to Yeah Mad TV, alongside fellow cast members Matty P, Sath Nadesan, Akila Rajasekar, and Kenya Grace, have seen her explore various facets of humor. From dad jokes to pranks and challenges, Abby’s flair for comedy shines through, making her a standout member of the channel. Her unique approach to humor, coupled with a keen understanding of the pulse of her audience, has ensured that the videos she features in are eagerly anticipated, with the newest additions always topping the list for her growing fanbase.
Abby’s dad jokes are a delightful blend of wit and whimsy, often leaving the audience in splits. Her comedic timing and relatable punchlines have created a special place in the hearts of her followers. Each joke, arranged inversely with the latest laughs right at the top, invites viewers into a world where humor is king and Abby is the reigning queen of jest. With a natural knack for turning the mundane into the hilarious, Abby’s content is a refreshing take on everyday humor that keeps her fans coming back for more.
Best Abby Dad Jokes
Why was the parrot in prison?
Because it was a jailbird.
What do you call a drug dealer who shows up on time?
A cop.
Who never minds being interrupted in between a sentence?
A convict.
What’s the difference between a jeweler and a prison guard?
One watches cells and one sells watches.
Do you know what Mrs. Doubtfire served time i prison for?
Male fraud.
A man escaped from prison, what are its initials?
S.K.P.
What’s the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
Why did my dad go to prison?
Beats me!
How do you maintain your professional network in prison?
Via LockedIn.
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What is the difference between Disney and corn?
Disney teaches you to hate your mother.
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, hey?!
What’s the difference between my dad and my dog?
My dog returned home after going for a walk.
Do you know why birds fly South in the winter?
Because it’s too cold to walk.
I rarely find cocaine jokes funny,
But occasionally a one-liner does snake me snort.
I was at my boss’s funeral kneeling next to the coffin when I got removed from the funeral.
Apparently whispering ‘Who’s thinking outside the box now, Gary?’ isn’t funeral-appropriate.
I have been looking for my ex’s killers for years.
But no one will do it.
Did you hear about the surgeon who was fired the other day?
Turns out the way to a man’s heart not through his stomach.
Why do you never find pedos in bars?
Terrible place to pick up a date.
What is 6.9?
A good thing ruined by a period.
“I asked my wife why she married me!
She said, ‘Because you’re funny.’
I said, ‘I thought it was because I was good in bed?’
She said, ‘See you’re HILARIOUS!’”
The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her.
I said, “No, I can’t deal with high maintenance women.”
Two guide dogs were watching their owner go on a roller coaster.
One turned to the other and said, “Man, they’re lucky they can’t this!”
I told a cop, “You can’t write me a ticket, I have a marathon to run tomorrow!”
The cop said, “Sir, that’s not how you play the race card!”
Why does Dracula always bite people on the neck?
He is a necromancer.
I asked my wife, “So do you think the cup is half full or half empty or full?”
She said, “For the love of God, stop wearing my bras!”
Did you know that I used to work in a library?
No.
Yes, one time this guy came up to me and handed me something to shelve.
You should have seen the look on his face, when I shoved it up my a*rse.
Can we ban Yo Mama jokes?
They are old, stupid, and have been done by literally everyone hundreds of times, just like your mama.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it died 5 years ago.
What do you call a tooth that spends a lot of time in the library?
Wisdom tooth.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
“Breathe Goddammit breathe!”
How do you get d*ck from Richard?
“You ask nicely, consent is always sexy!”
What’s the difference between women and cars?
Men have been in both but they treat one way better than the other.
What would the Jetsons be called if they were black?
The Jetsons, you racist.
Do you know that 5 out of 6 people agree that Russian Roulette is safe?!
Why do lions hate fast food?
Because it keeps running away from them.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
“Grgglluhhgghh!”
What do you call bad circumcision?
A rip off.
Are you the Titan Submarine?
Because I want to be inside you and bang against you as hard as I can until I run out of breathe.
What do missiles and dad jokes have in common?
They are usually directed at the Middle East.
I went to McDonald’s the other day because I was very hungry, so I went through drive through. And the woman that was serving me was wearing a Burqa. After I got the meal, I was like “Oh, it’s not that great!”
So then I decided to go to Hungry Jack’s (an Australian fast food franchise of the Burger King Corporation) and I drove through the drive through and the woman who was serving me was wearing a burqa as well. When I got my food, I was like “It’s true what they say ‘The Burqas (burgers) are better at Hungry Jack’s.’”
What’s the difference between a rusty bus stop and a crab with a boob job?
One’s a crusty bus station the others a busty crustacean.
What do you call the assistant to the assistant nut?
A co-co-nut.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Hand them a used tampon and ask them what period it’s from!
What’s the difference between male and female ghosts?
Boooooo-bies.
What’s brown and sticky?
Uncle Danesh and My Rihanna poster.
Why is Putin still invading Ukraine?
Because once he puts it in, he doesn’t pull out.
Why did Andrew get followed by seven dwarfs?
He was seen selling snow white.
What’s the difference between women and Ubers?
Drunk men ask before getting inside an Uber.
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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a white bulb?
You can’t unscrew a pregnant woman.
Why don’t girls from Alabama ride reverse cowgirl?
Because you don’t turn your back on family.
When does a dad joke become a daddy joke?
When he comes.
What do you call a woman who refused to give a head?
An Uber.
Do you have a funny Abby joke? Write down the puns in the comment section below!
That Cinderella joke will always be funny no matter how many times I’ve seen it!