25 Funny Chloe Dad Jokes Straight from YeahMad TV

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Chloe Maddren is a comet streaking across the entertainment sky, leaving a trail of laughter in her wake. With a knack for turning the ordinary into the extraordinary, she’s like a magician whose wand is her wit. On Instagram, she’s a superstar with a legion of followers, and on the airwaves, her podcast ‘The Friend Request’ is where she unpacks the hilarity of human connections. But Chloe’s not just about the digital world; she’s a force on YeahMad TV, where her humor sparkles brighter than a disco ball at a 70s dance party. Picture this: a world where every mundane moment gets a sprinkle of Chloe’s comedic fairy dust, turning it into a laugh-out-loud adventure.

Now, let’s shimmy over to Chloe’s crowning jewel on YeahMad TV – the ‘Dad Jokes’ segment. It’s where she turns groan-worthy puns into comedy gold. Imagine those classic dad jokes, the ones that make you roll your eyes and chuckle despite yourself, then add a dash of Chloe’s charm, and voilà, you’ve got a recipe for side-splitting fun. These segments are like a cozy sweater of humor – familiar, comforting, and just a little bit cheesy. Chloe has this uncanny ability to take a joke that’s as old as time and make it feel fresh and funny. It’s in these moments, between the punchlines and the laughter, that Chloe Maddren truly shines, proving that sometimes, the simplest humor is the most heartwarming.

Best Chloe Dad Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a purebred cat and an inbred cat?
One cat has two slices of bread on either side of it

Did you hear about the erectile seminar?
It was a flop, no one came.

What’s the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.

What do snakes call it when they do 69?

What does 69 + 69 equal?
It’s dinner for four.

What do you call a bug that let’s you fugg its wife?
A cuckaroach.

I heard about a tattoo place that was giving out free tattoos to women who would flash their boobs.
It was a tit-for-tat special.

Do you know why I like jokes about cats?
Cause I love kitten around.

Do you know what makes cats great bosses?
They have excellent littership.

What is the difference between a thief and a peeping Tom?
A thief snatches your watch while a peeping tom watches your snatch.

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I was going to drive to the shop for some Guacamole.
I don’t AV-O-Car-Do.

I saw a guy putting a steering wheel down his pants.
Bet, it was driving him nuts.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Do you know those wine people.. um do you know why they call them a Sommelier?
Because they so-mell-the-air of the wine.

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
My wife.

I got my forklift license last week,
Yeah, it’s gonna make eating a salad way easier.

I’d love to tell you a little story I had a friend come back from active duty recently who’s on the wall and he came back early because his vehicle hit one of those um hidden explosives. Now, he’s in the hospital his feet have been blown apart. I went to visit him and he’s like got a blanket over his feet and he’s trying to show me how bad it is
I was like begging him, “Please please don’t like don’t you know I’m lactose intolerant!”

I tried donkey meat recently
I don’t recommend it it tastes like azz.

Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is another one of those whack stranger things kids with superpowers and anger management issues.

There’s this guy right, he wanted to speak to this chicken. He really wants to talk to this chick and he starts poking the chicken and says, “Hey chicken hey chicken!”
The chicken is ignoring him. “Hey chicken hey chicken,”he says pulling out his feather. It’s really annoying him. The chicken says nothing and he goes, “Hey chicken! Chicken, why don’t you talk to me?
The chicken goes, “Fugg off (cluck sound).”

What did Yoda say when he first saw Star Wars in 1080p?
“HD Am I?”

How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the light bulb has to really want to change.

Do you have a funny Chloe joke? Write down the puns in the comment section below!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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