Jessica Amlee
TikTok, the video-focused social networking service is one of the fastest-growing websites and applications in the world with more than a billion active users. In fact, Cloudfare adjudged TikTok as the most popular website of 2021 even surpassing search giant Google. Recently, reports showed that Facebook is concerned since this Chinese-owned company’s ad revenue is to surpass the revenue generated by Twitter and Snapchat combined in 2022. Too late to buy, eh? Anyway, jokes on them for now!
With great power comes a greater responsibility but it has already gathered a significant stain for a company that started its journey in September 2016. From coming a whisker from being banned in the US (a country that generates half of its revenue) to causing young minds’ unhealthy addiction, the controversies surrounding the Beijing-based company are not clearing away. So, we have created some funniest TikTok jokes to ease the tension around it and its users.
Best TikTok Jokes
Facebook is full of stolen pics from Reddit, Imgur and Tumblr.
Twitter is just stolen Facebook jokes.
Instagram is literally just a screenshot of Twitter.
And TikTok is just Twitter jokes acted out.
What do COVID and TikTok have in common?
They infect everything they touch.
What do Instagram and Tik Tok have in common?
They don’t make you dumb, they just expose who the dumb ones are.
What do you call a TikToker who encourages kids to do drugs?
A bad influencer.
What do you give an influencer with bad breath?
A tik tok.
What lizard eats seaweed underwater and post dancing videos to TikTok?
Millenniguana.
Why isn’t the Sun ever featured on your Tik Tok “for you” page?
It was shadow banned.
I had a nightmare last night that my TikTok account was deleted.
It was scary because I thought I had a Tik Tok account for a second.
I recently met a cute girl at a club who told me she was a TikTok influencer.
Cool, I said. I’m on pornhub; perhaps we should collaborate.
Either way, it’s only gonna last 10 seconds.
What is Captain Hook’s least favorite social media site?
TikTok!
Do you know why it was named TikTok?
Because in just a matter of seconds it steals all your data!
What do you call a urologist with a TikTok account?
A DikDok.
What’s a place a TikTok star could go and not be noticed?
A bar.
What do you call a really good TikTok?
Vine.
What’s a clockmaker’s favorite social media site?
TikTok.
What does a stopwatch do when it is bored?
It makes a TikTok.
What do you call the game where you use your foot to swipe through viral videos?
Tik Tok Toe.
What do you call a minty horse on social media?
A tik tok tic tac clip clop.
What’s the quickest way to stop your kids from watching TikTok?
Start watching it yourself, so it is no longer cool.
Where do clocks upload their videos?
Tik Tok.
Why can’t you rewind Tik Tok videos?
Because Tik Tok!
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How can you tell if a TikToker has mental health issues?
They’ll tell you.
What’s so ridiculous about ByteDance buying Musical.ly, a Shanghai-based social media start-up, for up to $1 billion?
They could have gotten it for free on the App Store!
If you’re on straight TikTok keep it to yourself, that shit is embarrassing.
What are the other viruses that originate from China apart from Covid-19?
TikTok.
No matter how good a video is, it’s bad if it has a TikTok watermark. – Confucius
What is a clock’s favorite app?
TikTok.
What does the letter ‘P’ stand for in TikTok?
Privacy!
Where do you find heterosexual people on TikTok?
Straight TikTok.
How to become a singer?
Lip-sync on TikTok.
How will you know if someone does not have TikTok?
They will tell you.
Why will you find Voldemort on TikTok but not on Facebook?
Because he has followers, not friends.
How can you feel genius all the time?
Be friends with TikTokers.
Knock, knock!
Who?
Like for!
Like for who?
Like for part too!
What do TikTok and a refrigerator have in common?
You keep going back to check whether there’s anything decent in it every few minutes!
Why do people who have TikTok get sick?
Because of all the influenzas.
Why did my wife keep insisting make a TikTok account?
Because I am really good for about 15 seconds.
Tik Tok is mostly comprised of millions of individuals imitating one another.
The app’s name should be changed to Kpy Kat.
What is the best thing a tailor can do on TikTok?
Stitch together two videos.
What’s a crazy fact about Ke$ha’s TikTok?
It is older than most of the TikTokers.
Why did you become a TikToker?
To cut a long story short…
Why is TikTok so popular?
Since one man’s trash is another man’s treasure.
How weird was my ex-girlfriend/boyfriend?
So weird that TikTok banned her/his videos and sent them back to Musical.ly.
Every TikToker should be a stand-up comedian.
They should be aware of what it’s like to be unemployed.
What’s cringe?
Anyone on TikTok.
A wise man asked another wise man, “What is the secret to happiness?”
“To not argue with TikTokers” replied the other.
“I disagree,” said the wise man.
To which the wise man replied,” Yes and I agree.”
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What are the similarities between a Tiktok video and a penis?
They’re not very long, lasting barely 30 seconds, and they’re always a letdown.
Have you heard about the website that collects the finest jokes from Reddit?
TikTok.
Hope you liked the above TikTok jokes. Keep checking this space since we are going to update it soon for your non-stop entertainment.
Still better than jokes on Tiktok!