April is that time of year when the weather can’t make up its mind, and neither can anyone else. One day, it’s sunny and warm, and the next, you’re digging out a sweater from winter storage. It’s also the month of surprises, pranks, and endless laughs, making it the perfect time for April Jokes.
With everyone on high alert for sneaky tricks, laughter becomes the only way to survive. From harmless pranks to hilarious one-liners, April Jokes keep the fun going all month long. Whether you’re playing a joke or trying to avoid being the victim, this is the season of humor at its best!
Best April Jokes
What did the tree say when April began?
What a re-leaf.
Why do Native Americans hate April?
Because April showers bring May Flowers, and Mayflowers bring white people.
What is Mr. T’s favorite month?
April, fools.
Can February March?
No, but April may.
Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?
Because they have just finished a 31 day March.
Did you know bees become indecisive after April?
They become maybees.
What did the first person to get “April Fooled” say?
“Jesus! I thought you were dead!”
Why do fewer people get asked out on dates after April?
Because no one got confidence in May.
Did you hear about the guy who swapped the labels on the pumps at the gas station?
It was an April Fuels joke.
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What is officially the worst day of the year to have a cardiac arrest?
April 1st.
Yo mama so tall, she was born on 3,4,&5 of April.
What’s Donald Trump’s favorite day of the year?
1st April – everything’s fake news.
What do you call a female clown?
April Fools.
What do you call a mud pie on April 22?
An Earthday cake!
Did you know that the original Easter took place on April 1st?
That Jesus sure knew how to pull off a prank!
Why is World Autism Day after April Fools’ Day?
Because it takes longer for them to get the joke.
Who’s job is it to announce the end of April?
Billy “May’s here”.
Why doesn’t April ever eat with the other months?
It starts off fool.
What’s a truck’s favorite holiday?
April Fuel’s Day.
April 20th is the most forthright day of the year
It’s known as a day where you can be very blunt.
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Chuck Norris’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd.
Nobody fools Chuck Norris.
What do you call it when April is finished?
April Full.
Why did April start going to the gym?
To work on its May-keover!
Why did the sun smile in April?
Because it finally got more screen time!
What do April showers say to each other?
“Water you up to?”
Do you have a funny April Month Joke? Write down your best ones in the comment section below!
