30 Funny Leap Year Jokes to Celebrate February 29th

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In a world where calendars usually follow the predictable pattern of 365 days, there exists a peculiar anomaly known as Leap Year. Now, hold on to your socks, because this is where things get wacky! You see, every four years, an extra day sneaks into our calendar, making the year a whopping 366 days long. Why, you ask? Well, it’s like the universe’s way of playing a little prank on us, a quirky reminder that it doesn’t quite conform to our human-made rules. So, what do we do with this extra day in 2024? Oh, the possibilities are endless! Some people use it to catch up on missed sleep, while others attempt daring feats like skydiving into a giant pile of marshmallows. But for most of us, Leap Year means one thing and one thing only Leap Year Jokes!

Now, as we dive headfirst into the world of Leap Year Jokes. These are like a secret treasure trove of humor, hidden away for most of the calendar but bursting forth in all their hilarity every four years. So, folks, get ready to laugh, because Leap Year Jokes are about to leap right into your day and make it four times funnier!

Best Leap Day Jokes

In what year were kangaroos discovered?
A leap year.

Why does February get the leap day?
White months can’t leap.

Birthdays are good for your health.
Studies have shown that people with more birthdays live longer. RIP people born on the 29th of February.

Did you know that Chuck Norris`s calendar doesn’t need a leap year?
It is more accurate than ours.

October 31st should be a leap year.
One day you’re having a good time with Halloween. Then it’s 3 years of being ghosted.

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Kangaroo who?)
Kangaroo do some celebrating ’cause it’s Leap Day!

What’s a great thing about leap-year jokes?
That you only hear them repeated every 4 years.

If a leap year has 366 days, what do you call a year with 365 days?
A light year.

Today is a leap day.
Guess you should jump with joy.

Yo mama so old, she even lived through the first leap year.

Where do most people eat out on leap day?

What’s the best way to wish someone a ‘Happy Birthday’ on February 29?
“Thank you for not only being an exceptional friend but also reminding us something like February 29th actually exists. I always knew you were special!”

What do you call a frog born on February 29?
Leap frog.

Trying to figure out why 2024 will be longer than 2023.
But so far, nothing leaps to mind.

A social media researcher walks into a bar and orders a beer.
“Have you ever noticed that women complain less in the month of February?” he asks the bartender.
“Really?” the bartender asks. “I hadn’t noticed. Is it because of Valentine’s Day?”
“No,” the researcher replies. “Near as we can tell we’ve determined it’s because February only has 29 days.”

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Are you gonna buy into an annual subscription of any kind?
Do it on February 29, you might get it free for the next four years based on poor code!

Happy 2025 to all.
Remember we must skip 2024 — it’s a leap year.

Why don’t most people sleep on the 28th of February?
Because you should look before you leap.

Little Johnny wasn’t going to celebrate Leap Day.
But he decided to jump on the band wagon.

Why is Leap Day in February?
Isn’t winter long enough already?

Why was the man planning to tie the knot on February 29th?
So he can tell his spouse he only forgets their anniversary once every four years!

What is a frog’s favorite day of the year?
Leap Day.

Have you met anyone with birthdays on Leap Year Day?
They are all mature for their age.

What does a lawyer do on Leap Day?
Jump to conclusions.

What do toads say on Leap Day?
“Wart’s new?”

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Why did the Leap Year break up with the calendar?
It felt like it was only special every four years.

Did you know that February 29 is both Leap Day and Bachelor’s Day?
Great, now we have an extra day to not make decisions!

This year is a leap year, and just like the Football World Cup they only come round every four years.
And if you support England they’re both over with very quickly!

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a calendar?
A leap year!

What did the Leap Year say to February?
“Don’t worry, I’m just here for a day.”

Why was the math book sad on Leap Year?
Because it had too many problems and only an extra day to solve them.

Do you have a funny joke about Leap Day? Write down the puns in the comment section below!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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