95 Dirty Roses Are Red Jokes And Poems for Adults

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Adult Roses Are Red Jokes

1. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.
2. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m using my hand, But I’m thinking of you.
3. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Alzheimer’s sucks, Roses are red.
4. Roses are red-ish, Violets are blue-ish, If you don’t have a foreskin, You’re probably Jewish.
5. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got this new toy, So I can f*ck you too.
6. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m in the bedroom, Get a f*cking clue.
7. Roses are Straight, Violets are Twisted, Bend over honey, you’re about to get Fisted.
8. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis ass t*ts, Cl*toris vagoo.
9. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am wet. I am wet.
10. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I know you like anal, Tonight I do, too.
11. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pornhub is down, Your facebook will do.
12. Roses are red, Death is appealing, This time tomorrow, I’ll be hanging from the ceiling.
13. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m a wild c*ck, and I’ll j*zz on you?
14. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Let’s get undressed, And then we’ll screw.
15. Roses are red, Violets are… violet, You can be the cockpit, And I’ll be the pilot.
16. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’ve got warts, Soon you will too.
17. Roses are red, Sex is elementary, Let’s call up a friend, and try double entry.
18. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I cry myself to sleep, masturbating to you.
19. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Valentine’s day is consumerist bullshit, haven’t you got some ironing to do?
20. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m locked up in Strangeways, and I’m thinking of you.
21. Roses are red, And sometimes white, I’m going to f*ck you rabidly, For hours tonight.
22. Roses are red, Violets are blue, We’re having sex, Because I’m stronger than you.
23. Roses are red, Leather is black, Get down on your knees, And lick out my crack.
24. Roses are red, Grass is green, So open your zip, Let me suck on your peen.
25. Roses are red, Daisies are white, The harder you f*ck me, The harder I’ll bite.
26. Violets are blue, Roses are red, So lay down on your back, And I’ll sit on your head.
27. Roses are red, Pickles are green, I’m after your legs, And what’s inbetween.
28. Roses are red My v*gina is not, So let’s make the most Of the time that we’ve got!
29. Roses are red, Violets are blue, You’ll have a third asshole, When I’m done with you.
30. Roses are red, Weed is Greener, I think about you, When I touch my weiner.
31. Roses are red, Your panties are lace, I would like you, To sit on my face.
32. Roses are red, So are my lips, So sit on my face, And wiggle your hips.
33. Roses are red, Areolas are pink. If you show me yours, I’ll buy you a drink.
34. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your rectum is bleeding, And I’ve lost a shoe.
35. Roses are red, V*ginas are too, Wait, what the f*ck? Why is yours blue?!
36. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m writing you this, Because I can’t f*ck you.
37. Violets are purple, Roses are thorny. I don’t know whether, I’m hungry or horny.
38. Roses are red, Lemons are sour. Spread your legs, And give me an hour.
39. Roses are red, You are so fine, I’ll be the 6, If you be the 9.
40. Roses are red, Violets are Glorious. Don’t try to surprise, Oscar Pistorius.
41. Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest-, As flat as your back?!
42. Roses are red, Rose stems are green, I can’t f*cking wait, Till you turn 18.
43. Roses are red, Your dress it was black, But I f*cked that up, When I came on your back.
44. Roses are red, Bonds are ionic, Let’s just be friends, And keep this platonic.
45. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems are hard, And so am I.
46. Roses are red, Sex talk is hard. Yeah, you like that, You f*cking retard?!
47. Roses are red, So are cherry slurpees, Sorry to tell you this, But I think I have herpes.
48. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, And so are you. But the roses have wilted, The Violets are dead, The sugar bowls empty, And so is your head.
49. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your sister is better, At f*cking than you.
50. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Been a day since you bled, Now let me in you.
51. Roses are red, Mother nature rings, Now spread your legs, So I earn my red wings.
52. Flowers give smiles, Clovers give luck, Ey bby, U wan sum f*k?!
53. Roses are red, Violets around blue, So are my balls, Because of you.
54. Red as a rose, Green as a lime, 5 dolla suckysuck, Love you long time.
55. Charmeleons are red, Wartortles are blue, Metapod uses Harden, When I get a Pikachu.
56. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got tested baby, The doc said you should too.
57. Roses are red, Violets are blue, If you put it in her butt, Expect to see poo.
58. Roses are red, And ready for plucking, You’re sixteen, And ready for high school.
59. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’ll occupy your vag, Like a west bank Jew.
60. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Prepare your anus, And make room for two.
61. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’ve got something nasty, And now so do you.
62. Roses are red, Violets are shy, Bite the pillow bitch, I’m going in dry.
63. Roses are red, Violets are rare, I’m supplying the condoms, Since the last pregnancy scare.
64. Periods are red, My balls are blue, “I’ll suck you off honey”, That’s the least she could do.
65. Violets are blue, Roses are red, May all your ups and downs, Be in bed.
66. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here is my dick, Please let me put it in you.
67. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought it was vaseline, But it was actually glue.
68. Roses are red, Violets are blue, This joke’s overused, Your sister is too.
69. Roses are red, Poems are hard, We should get wasted, And f*ck in the yard.
70. Roses are red, Lilies are yellow, I’ll pound your ass, While you suck off that fellow.
71. Roses are red, Mountains are steep, Get over the table, I’m going in deep.
72. Roses are red, My balls are blue, While you’re on vacation, Your sister will do.
73. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Love is sharing, My herpes with you.
74. Roses are red, Lettuce is Green, Open your legs, So I can fill you with cream.
75. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I didn’t cum in your burrito bro, I wouldn’t do that to you.

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76. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Choose a knife or my dick, One goes in you.
77. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’ve got a knife, Get in the f*cking van.
78. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Rhyming is hard, Like I am for you.
79. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell, Like chloroform to you?!
80. Roses are red, Depression can hinder, So I’ll spend tonight, Swiping right on Tinder.
81. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grave is colorful, But I’ll still f*ck you.
82. Roses are red, Bill Cosby is black, Prepare your anus, He’s about to attack.
83. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that I’ve cum, I bid you adieu.
84. Roses are red, Violets are blue, my parents are gone, So it’s time to screw.
85. Roses are red, Violets are blue, can I fill you up, With my special fondue?!

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86. Roses are red, Violets are blue, If you were a train, I’d always ride you.
87. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, but tonight you’ll get two.
88. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m using a d*ldo, But I’m thinking of you.
89. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sorry about the stain, That’s not glue.
90. Roses are red, Violets are blue, You may be my cousin, But I like taboos.
91. Roses are red, Violets are blue, When you kissed me, I immediately grew.
92. Roses are red, Violets are blue. If I take my dick out, What would you do?!
93. Roses are red, Violets are blue, You’re on my list, To-do.
94. Roses are red, P*ssies are pink, Now take off your panties, And go get me a drink.
95. Roses are red, Tequila is strong, You should take shots, And lick on my shlong.

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