Dussehra is that one festival where good finally wins after all the drama, and the big villain Ravana gets roasted, literally. It’s like the grand finale of a blockbuster show, complete with fire, cheers, and everyone secretly hoping the effigy doesn’t fall the wrong way. In 2025, Dussehra will be celebrated on Thursday, October 2, making the day feel like a mix of adventure, suspense, and a live action story that your grandparents have been narrating for years.
Now, if such a dramatic festival doesn’t bring out laughter, then what will? Dussehra jokes add that extra spice to the celebrations, turning fiery battles into funny tales. They make the festival less about serious speeches and more about giggles shared with friends and family. Think of it as giving the victory of good over evil a comedy twist, because after all the fireworks, a good laugh is the best way to end the day.
Best Dussehra Jokes
Isn’t it weird?
As soon as Ravana starts burning in the ground during Dussehra,
Everyone runs as if the murder case of Ravana is going to be filed against them!
The good news about making defective fireworks during Dussehra and Diwali…
…is that nobody points the finger at you.
Why did the lights go out on Dussehra?
Because they liked each other.
Fireworks have been really popular in 2025.
Sales have skyrocketed.
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One day, Mickey Mouse asks Donald Duck to tell him the Ramayana.
Donald Duck is impressed and starts reading verses from the Ramayana.
Mickey Mouse continues to listen. After completing the whole Ramayan, Donald Duck lets out a big sigh and asks Mickey Mouse, “Mickey Mouse, tell me… who was the father of Lord Ram?”
Mickey Mouse cannot. Angry, Donald Duck, again asks, “Mickey Mouse!!! tell me… what was the capital of Ram’s kingdom!”
Mickey Mouse cannot answer again.
Infuriated, Donald Duck kicks Mickey Mouse hard, and Mickey Mouse goes and collides with a wall. As soon as he collides with the wall,he gets up and starts saying verses of Ramayana from start to end….
How did this happen???
Think Think….
After hitting the wall, Mickey becomes Wall-Mickey (Valmiki)…
Why do fluorescent lights hum?
Because they don’t know the words.
Dussehra was approaching. With Ravana being talked about everywhere, the boy’s excitement grew, and he asked his father, “Dad, tell me… who was Ravana?”
The father, scolding, said, “Hey, you don’t even know this much? Then what do you study in school every day?”
The son replied, “Father, please tell me!”
The father said, “I will tell you, but first go and bring the Mahabharata from the table. Only then will I explain.”
Ravana said to his sister, “Oh, you’ve come back after losing your nose! You’ve lowered my head in shame.”
Shurpanakha replied, “Which head are you talking about, brother?”
Where do lights go when they’ve been bad?
To prism.
A bell rings at an apartment door. A woman, alone at home, opens it.
Beggar: “Ma’am, some food, please.”
Woman: “Here you go, sir.”
Beggar: “Ma’am, could you cross that threshold and come outside for a moment?”
She steps across the threshold and comes outside.
Beggar (grabbing her): “Ha… ha… ha… I’m not a beggar — I’m Ravana.”
Woman: “Ha… ha… ha… I’m not Sita either — I’m the maid.”
Ravana: “Ha… ha… ha… I’ve regretted abducting Sita ever since. If I take you, Mandodari will be pleased, I need a maid too.”
Woman: “Ha… ha… ha… Only Rama came looking for Sita. If you take me, the whole building will come searching.”
Ravana was asked to place his hand on the Gita in court…
He refused…
And said, “I got into so much trouble touching Sita! Now… I won’t touch the Gita either…”
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How are coworkers like Dussehra lights?
They hang together, half of them don’t work, and the other half aren’t so bright.
Raman (to Chaman): “You know, one day Ravana went to a disco. Guess what happened there?”
Chaman: “Oh… oh! What happened? Tell me quickly!”
Raman: “Ravana fainted because outside it said, ‘Par Head Entry ₹2500.’”
Why are fireworks so cool?
It’s cause they’re lit.
Amit: “Yaar, with all this rain during Navratri this year…”
Rohit: “Yeah, yeah…?”
Amit: “I think this time, on Dussehra, Ravana won’t burn… he’ll drown!”
This Dussehra, someone broke into my house and stole every bulb.
I was delighted.
When Ravana was at the brink of death,
Lord Shri Ram said to Lakshman, “This world is about knowledge, politics, and power. A great scholar of these is departing. Go to him and learn some life lessons that no one else can teach.”
Obeying Shri Ram, Lakshman went and stood near the head of the dying Ravana.
Ravana said nothing…!
Lakshman returned to Shri Ram.
Then Shri Ram said, “If you want to truly gain knowledge from someone, you should stand near their feet, not their head!”
Hearing this, Lakshman stood near Ravana’s feet this time.
At that moment, the great scholar Ravana shared three life lessons with Lakshman — the true keys to success in life:
First, stay away from WhatsApp.
Second, don’t use Facebook.
And the third, don’t look at girls while driving…
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After killing Ravana…
Hanuman: “Oh, mighty Ram, we need to take Ravana’s dead body to Delhi.”
Ram: “Why?”
Hanuman: “Kejriwal might ask for proof again!”
What do you call a firework that won’t light?
A firedontwork.
Once, Lord Ram and Hanuman Ji went to Ravana to discuss a compromise. In the middle of the conversation, Ravana suddenly asked Hanuman Ji, “Do you have a cigarette?”
Hanuman Ji replied, “No, I don’t.”
Lord Ram whispered in Hanuman Ji’s ear, “Why are you lying? You do have one with you.”
Hanuman Ji said, “Prabhu, please stay quiet. This guy has ten heads, he’ll finish the whole packet in one go!”
What’s the difference between light and dark?
It’s a gray area.
Apsara to Ravana: “Will you marry me?”
Ravana: “Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!”
Apsara: “What’s so funny? If you don’t want to, just say no. I’m leaving…”
After Apsara leaves, Ravana: “Those rascals… from now on, only the middle head will say ‘Yes’…”
Why do storm clouds hate fireworks?
Because they always steal their thunder.
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Ram and Ravana were in a serious battle.
Suddenly, Ravana noticed someone standing behind Ram.
Ravana: “Chal yaar, bye.”
Ram: “What happened?”
Ravana: “Nothing yaar, just bye. Take Sita and go.”
Ram: “Hey, wait! What actually happened?”
Ravana: “No yaar, okay… I’m sorry.”
Ram: “You’re not making sense… tell me, what happened??”
Ravana: “Nothing bro, it’s all over, no tension, no worries, just chill.”
Ram: “No, first tell me pleeeease! I swear on you, what happened?”
Ravana: “Just leave it yaar… you called Rajinikanth over such a small thing…”
What’s half way between good and evil?
Medival.
A conversation between a newlywed couple,
Wife (lovingly): “What did you feel when you saw my face for the first time?”
Husband: “By God’s grace, luckily I knew Hanuman Chalisa.”
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a firework?
Dinomite.
Once, a Ramkatha was going on.
Suddenly, an announcement came over the microphone:
“Brother Pawan Arora, wherever you are, please return home immediately. Vandana Bhabhi is waiting for you at home.”
Deeply engrossed in the Ramkatha, Pawan Arora immediately got up and started heading home.
Then Vandana Bhabhi, sitting among the women, shouted:
“Hey, sit down! Listen to the Ramkatha!”
“I just made this announcement to check if you were really listening to the Ramkatha or had wandered off somewhere else!”
Just as there is a balance of good and evil….
There’s a Friday for every Monday.
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What do fireworks drink?
Sparkling water.
Do you have a funny Dussehra Joke? Write down your best jokes in the comment section below!
When God is happy with you, he sends an angel like Ravana in your life and bless it with peace, happiness and takes your wife away from you for sometime… Wishing everyone a Happy Dussehra.