50 Funny Firework Jokes And Puns to Ignite Best Laughs

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Fireworks, with their captivating display of lights and sounds, have long been a staple at various celebrations worldwide. They symbolize joy, excitement, and the marking of significant events, lighting up the night sky with their brilliant colors. From New Year’s Eve to the 4th of July, from Diwali to Guy Fawkes Night, fireworks are synonymous with festivities. But beyond their dazzling spectacle, fireworks have also sparked a lighter, more humorous side through firework jokes. These firework puns typically revolve around the sounds, lights, or explosive nature of fireworks. 

Mostly, these jokes, shared amidst the oohs and aahs of a firework display, bring about a shared moment of laughter, adding another level of joy to the occasion. Moreover, firework jokes, in their humor and charm, serve as a fantastic ice-breaker at celebrations, creating a shared sense of enjoyment. Their humor often takes on a lighthearted tone, playing around with the spectacle and drama that fireworks bring.

Best Firework Jokes

Did you hear about the police officer who caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery?
He charged one and let the other one off!

What is a pirate’s favorite firework?

What do you call a Caucasian pyrotechnic?
A Firecracker.

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Omelette who?)
Omelette Daddy light the fireworks.

It’s July 6th and folks are still letting off fireworks. Can you believe it?
They nearly turned the Christmas decorations into a light show of their own!

Yo mama so American, when a neighbor wanted to complain about fireworks being too loud, she had them deported!

Little Johnny’s friend almost blew his hand playing with fireworks on New Year’s. When the smoke cleared he was unscathed! Not a singe or burn on him!
He ran over to him, mystified, and said, “What are you retardant?”

Paddy’s firework party was a complete disaster.
“I don’t understand it!” He said. “They all worked fine when I tried them yesterday,”

What do you call a firework that’s not very impressive?
Ok boomer.

Why are fireworks so cool?
It’s cause they’re lit.

Why don’t they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Little Johnny’s father gives him $50 to buy some fireworks for the new year.
When he returns, they try a couple but none of them worked
“Johnny, where did you get these fireworks? None of them work”
“Strange, when I was on my way back, I tried them all and they worked just fine”

How do you know if you’ve bought good fireworks?
When the guy running the store gives you a high four.

What did the lightning say to the fireworks?
“Hey! You stole my thunder.”

Where did the fire go on the 4th of July?

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What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

What do baseball pitchers and TSA agents have in common?
Fireworks go off in the sky if they do their job incorrectly.

What do you get if you mix ducks with fireworks?

Why did the husband tell his wife that she’s like a firework?
As per him, she is explosive, distracting, and can put you in the hospital if you get too close.

Why do fireworks remind a person suffering from erectile dysfunction of sex?
He is always surprised when it lasts more than a few seconds.

Little Johnny was late to class one morning & the teacher asked “And what have you been doing to be so late Johnny?”
“I’ve been shoving fireworks in the arse of frogs miss!”
“Johnny, it’s rectum!”
“To right it wrecked-em!”

What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?
“My pop is bigger than your pop.”

What did the firecracker eat at the movies?

Why lighting a firework inside of a porter potty is the most patriotic thing anyone can do?
Because in America, their history is simple: we blow shit up.

Did you hear about the guy who died while on a date with a firecracker?
People say he went out with a bang.

Did you hear about the firework that wouldn’t explode?
It refused.

Do you know that Suicide Bombers don’t like to be called explosives?
They self identify as fireworks.

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a ghost?

Why should you research before buying fireworks?
To get the best bang for your buck.

What do dragons like with their soup?

What do call a small French pastry with a firecracker in it?
A Napoleon, blown apart.

To celebrate the new year, the UK set off tonnes of fireworks in London.
Girlfriend: This is such a waste of money. There are homeless people and people starving, and the government pays for this!
Boyfriend: Yes, but blowing them up would be wrong.

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What kind of work do firefighters do on the 4th of July?

Son: Dad, can I set this firework off inside?
Father: Don’t be an arse, son.

Firework jokes are just bad.
Most of the time it goes wooosh.

What do you call a trailer​ park fire?

What do fireworks drink?
Sparkling water.

Did you hear about the guy who forgot to drop the firecrackers?
Let’s just say, he can count on one hand the number of fingers he has left.

Man: What the price of fireworks is these days?
His friend: I don’t know, but I bet it’s skyrocketed.

A couple was driving past the Fireworks Superstore.
The wife exclaimed, “Wow that place is huge!”
The husband replied, “Yeah you just can’t hold a candle to that place.”

Did you know that you can get a day in jail for using illegal fireworks?
It’s a pretty light punishment.

What did the campers say after the fireworks went haywire?
“That was intense.”

A pyrotechnic wanted to prove himself.
He is going to go through a trial by fire.

Did you hear about the guy that let fireworks go off in his lap?
He doesn’t have the balls to do that again!

Did you hear about the man who purchased a cherry tree and a firecracker?
Bought a Bing, bought a boom.

What happens when you throw a firecracker toward a dart board?
It’s bang on target.

What is a brick but not a brick?
80 packs of firecrackers.

Did you hear about the kid who was afraid he might fail his fireworks exam?
But he passed with flying colors.

Do you have a funny fireworks joke? Write down your own firework puns in the comment section below!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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