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20 Funny Hulk Hogan Jokes With More Muscle Than Sense

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Jessica Amlee

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Hulk Hogan was the guy with long blonde hair, muscles bigger than watermelons, and a mustache that could win its own wrestling match. In the 1980s and 90s, he was the king of the wrestling ring. Ripping shirts, flexing biceps, and yelling “Whatcha gonna do, brother?” at anyone who looked at him funny. He wasn’t just a wrestler, he was a walking cartoon character that somehow became real. When people think of wrestling, Hulk Hogan’s name still drops like an elbow from the top rope. And that’s where the fun begins with Hulk Hogan jokes.
Talking about Hulk Hogan jokes is like opening a giant can of comedy, just like the man himself, they’re loud, bold, and way over the top. These jokes usually take all the wild things Hogan did and turn them into hilarious situations you’d never expect. It’s like his muscles told the punchline before his brain did. People love to mix his wrestler style with everyday stuff, which makes the jokes ten times funnier. Once you hear a few, you’ll start flexing in the mirror and saying random catchphrases without even realizing it.

Best Hulk Hogan Jokes

Texted my wife to tell her Hulk Hogan died.
She replied WTF I responded no he was WWF.


Boy: Dad, did you hear what they’re calling Hulk Hogan now that he’s gone?
Dad: Yeah… Hulk Hogone.


The Boogeyman used to come to the ring with live worms in his mouth.
Is there any gimmick that Hulk Hogan won’t steal?!


Hulk Hogan had to overcome serious mental issues in order to be famous.
He had to.. wrestle mania.


In 2025, Hulk Hogan finally gets to meet the undertaker.


When the Empire Strikes Back was being filmed, they considered getting rid of James Earl Jones and bringing in Hulk Hogan instead to be Darth Vader.
But they quickly decided not to when they realized the line “No Luke, I am your father, brother!” Was way too confusing.


What’s the difference between Hulk Hogan and paper?
The Rock beat hulk hogan.


Hulk Hogan took a DNA test!
He found out no one is actually his brother.


Who’s the only person manlier than Hulk Hogan?
Brooke Hogan.


Why shouldn’t you buy a shirt from Hulk Hogan?
Cause it’s probably a rip-off.


A few years back Hulk Hogan, Vin Diesel, and Arnold Schwarzenegger got together to show that classical music wasn’t just for wusses.
Hulk Hogan started of daying “I’ll be Beethoven.” Next, Vin Diesel said, “I’ll be Mozart.” Finally, Arnold Schwarzenegger said, “I’ll be Bach.”


What’s Hulk Hogan’s favorite TV show?
Big Brother.


Did you hear about the Hulk Hogan sex tape?
It features a tan blonde with big boobs and a woman too.


What do you call Hulk Hogan in a hamster ball?
A Hogie Roll.


Why did Hulk Hogan and Donkey Kong meet at the same time?
They were both in court for copyright claims filed against them.


What did Hulk Hogan say when his sibling got him a printer for his birthday?
“Hell ya, Brother!”


What did Hulk Hogan ask in Arts and Crafts class?
“Whatcha you gonna glue, brother?”


What does Brooke Hogan say when you blow in her ear?
“Ooooooo…….thanks for the refill.”


Why couldn’t Hulk Hogan sleep in the ’80s?
He could never lie down for more than three seconds.


What was Hulk Hogan’s favorite day of the year?
May 24th. National Brother’s Day.


What do you call Hulk Hogan’s fishing program?
Reel American.


Do you have a funny Hulk Hogan Joke? Write down your best ones in the comment section below!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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