Incest is a serious idea about very close family members crossing lines that families are meant to protect, and it has been treated as a taboo in almost every culture for a long time. In stories passed around at dinner tables and in history books, it often shows up as a warning sign, reminding people why trust and clear rules inside families matter so much, and that is where the laughter talk begins.
Incest jokes are usually talked about as shock humor, where the story is less about family and more about how far a joke can go before everyone groans, and the storytelling becomes a way to explore awkward reactions, shared silence, and the strange way humor sometimes bumps into serious subjects.
Best Incest Jokes
How is Nuclear war like incest?
We can all imagine what it would be like if it happened, but none of us wants it to actually happen. Also, both cause deformities in the long run.
What’s the biggest incest title ever produced?
Super Smash Bros.
Wife: “(angrily)I should have married the devil. He would have made a better husband than you.”
Husband: “You would’ve been arrested. Incest is illegal.”
My city is holding its annual incest competition.
I’ve entered my sister…
Have you heard of ‘Incest’ company?
It’s family business.
A man working a 9-5 office job starts feeling worthless and decides to make a career change into the adult film industry
He starts off with vanilla stuff and builds up his self-esteem. He then decides to go for the more fetishized stuff and gets cast making incest films as the role of step-dad.
He wakes up one day and realizes how happy he’s become since he started coming into his own.
Why are some people into incest porn?
Difficult to understand but then taste is relative.
Today I f***ed up for making an incest joke around my gf,
She got so mad that she told our mom about it.
Incest…
It really takes the “y” out of analysis.
The incest community has never been recognized as independent or capable.
But they seem to be coming into their own lately.
Each US president has subconsciously affected the porn industry in various ways.
During the Clinton era, infidelity and work place scenarios became really popular.
During the Bush years, the demand for “dumb blonde” types hit an all time high.
During Obama’s presidency, the interracial genre took off.
During the Biden administration, mature/senior genre became popular.
And recently, incest porn has become really popular.
There is no incest in Alabama! You can ask my dad, brother, uncle, husband, mother, sister or aunt!
They are both in the living room right now.
Growing up, my sister would always complain about the noises I made when I masturbated.
She would get so mad when I came in her room.
What’s the difference between incest and necrophilia?
Incest is relatively boring, necrophilia is dead boring.
I was going to tell a joke about incest,
But it’s really an inside joke.
What did people say about the young man after he was convicted of incest?
Shame, it seemed like he was just coming into his own.
Do you wanna know what’s worse than sleeping with your sister?
Fingering her and finding your dad’s wedding ring.
Incest couple are doing a great job.
Of keeping the stupidity within the family.
Johnny dies and goes to heaven, where god’s waiting to review his life.
God’s all like “Aight, aight. I like you Johnny, I always have, always will. You helped old ladies cross the street, you donated to charities, and all in all in my professional divine opinion…. you’re a stand up guy! But what the fuck’s the deal with all the incest porn?”
Johnny replied, “You see God, but that’s just it, you fell right into my trap! You know I believed in you, which meant you knew, that I knew you were always watching! Yet you continued to watch my incest porn, time and time and again! So I ask you! What the f*ck’s the deal with all the incest porn?”
God replied, “Damn you’re good.”
What do you call a child born out of incest?
Gross domestic product.
If saying no homo makes it auto not gay, how do you make it not incest?
No chromo.
A brother asks his sister to marry him.
She replies, “If you incest”.
When it comes to finding incest porn on the internet,
I’ve had relative success.
What’s an incest lover’s favorite animal?
Aunt-eater.
A young man finds the perfect girl from his small village for marriage.
He asks his father for his blessings, but the father tells him that he was screwing around in his youth, and that the girl he wants to marry is in fact his sister.
The young man, devastated but still wanting to get married, suggests his next-door neighbor’s daughter. The father tells him with an apologetic tone that she is also his sister.
The young man storms out, crying, and finds his mother outside. She asks him what’s up, and he tells her the story. She tells him with her motherly soft voice, “Son, go marry any girl you want, that man is not your father.”
Incest isn’t cool.
I can count at least 17 reasons why on my hands.
Best incest joke? It’s actually pretty hilarious, but I won’t tell you.
We keep it in the family.
I just told my sister I’m into incest,
She’s taking it pretty hard.
Daughter: “Daddy, what is incest?”
Father: “Quiet, sweetheart, keep sucking.”
Did you realize why adult websites have a bunch of incest recently?
Everyone is clicking on ‘Show more related videos’.
You should never have a physical relationship with your family member.
No matter how much they incest!
Incest isn’t great.
But it’s relatively fun.
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There’s this incest family.
And the daughter wants to take the car out for the evening. She asks her father for permission, and he says, “Sure, honey, but you have to suck my dick before you can take it.”
This being a normal custom, she says, “Okay,” and starts the process.
As she’s doing the dirty deed, she complains to her dad that his dick tastes like shit, to which her dad replies, “That’s right, I forgot your brother has the car tonight.”
Did you know that brass is the product of incest?
It’s made from kissing CuZns.
Heard about the incest convention?
Every mother-f*cker was there!
What do you call a brother and sister who marry each other for financial gain?
An incestment.
Did you know it’s considered incest if you f*ck time?
That’s cause time is relative.
Most people find incest jokes offensive.
I personally think that they are pretty family-friendly.
“Mommy, mommy, what is incest?”
“Shut up and lick.”
How do you avoid incest?
You just swap children with the neighbor.
What’s the definition of ‘relative humidity’?
The sweat on your balls when you’re sleeping with your your sister.
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What’s the one thing that time and incest have in common?
Relativity.
Incest is a game.
…the whole family can play.
I was gonna write a joke about incest.
But I figured that’s a hole I really shouldn’t be going down.
If you are a victim of incest,
Then you should never turn your back on family.
Sleeping with your sister is not incest.
If you are an orphan.
How do you make an incest movie that the whole family can enjoy?
Make talking lions, and call it the lion king.
What’s the difference between insect and incest?
Only one of them is disgusting.
What are the similarities between Star Wars fans and Pornhub fans?
Every now and then. When no one’s looking, they both love a bit of incest.
What is another word for incest?
PumpKin.
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How do you castrate a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
What is the easiest way to tell an incest joke?
Telling my life story.
A boy walks in on his dad in the shower.
The boy says, “Dad, what’s that big hairy thing between your legs?”
Dad replies, “That’s your sister’s head, son.”
Pornhub could increase there viewership in the southern states…
If they just dropped “step” from all titles.
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