Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stop what you’re doing and pay attention since it’s International Joke Day. It is the perfect time to let out all the cringeworthy jokes you’ve collected over the years. This year, International Joke Day falls on Wednesday, July 1st, and is a perfect moment for you to share these funny jokes and puns, and one-liners with your loved ones.
History
“I made this day on July 1, because the year was technically half through, and I then utilized it to promote my joke books – 250 Funniest Office Jokes, Memos & Cartoon Pinups Volume 1 and 2,” said American novelist and graphic artist Wayne Reinagel in 1994. Since then, every year on this day, people deliver jokes to their loved ones. The day is especially memorable for those who enjoy telling jokes.
The primary goal of the day is to share the joy and bring smiles to the people you care about. Below are some great jokes and puns for you to share.
Jokes for International Joke Day
I just learned today is International Joke Day.
But do we really need a whole day dedicated to Trump?!
Jake told a really funny joke at the office the other day.
It was so funny that even HR wanted to hear it.
Tell a man a joke, and he’ll laugh for a day.
Tell a dad a joke, and he’ll tell it at every family dinner.
A few days ago, a friend told me, “I didn’t get any of your jokes.”
I guess I should send them again…
Ethan’s son was telling him a joke about communism, but he was taking too long.
So Ethan told him to quit Stalin and get to the punchline already.
Mark’s wife told him no more dad jokes because they were annoying and she could not stand them.
He agreed, but one night at dinner he could not help himself and asked, “What’s the difference between three straws and two straws?”
She said nothing, stopped eating, packed her bags, and left.
It was the last straw.
Ryan wanted to tell a joke about plane crashes,
but he was afraid it would not land.
Kevin said not all math jokes are bad.
Just sum.
Tyler was going to make a joke about rain,
but it went down the gutter.
Chris used to love telling jokes about ostriches and emus,
but they do not really fly around there anymore.
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Brandon found it really hard to tell jokes to retired people.
They never seemed to work.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes on International Joke Day?
They’d crack each other up.
Jason asked a group of French people if he could tell them a joke.
One of them replied, “mais oui.”
Jason said, “Of course, but let me tell mine first.”
Did you hear the news about the inventor of the knock-knock joke?
He won the Nobel Prize.
Nathan was forced to tell a bad chemistry joke,
because all the good ones argon.
Daniel’s wife told him to stop making jokes about The Beatles.
He was going to argue with her, but then he decided to Let It Be.
Mason was going to tell everyone an economics joke,
But he did not think there was enough demand.
I’ve got a scary math joke,
But I’m 2² to say it.
Telling jokes isn’t my main job.
It’s a sigh gig.
Are you ready for my dentist joke?
Brace yourself!
How do pilots come up with jokes?
They just make them on the fly.
Logan’s son could not tell electricity jokes anymore.
Shockingly, he was grounded.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it’s apparent.
Wanna hear a paper joke?
Nevermind, it’s tearable.
Why aren’t there more mom jokes?
Because she already told them once and she’s not repeating herself.
Why does everyone love elevator jokes?
They’re great on all levels!
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind it’s too cheesy.
Cocaine jokes are pretty funny.
The one-liners make me snort.
What did the father say when his son told his first joke on International Joke Day?
“Your all groan up now!”
Mexican and African jokes are all pretty much the same….
Once you’ve heard Juan, you’ve heard Jamal…
Do you wanna hear a construction joke?
I’m still working on it.
What does a tropical tree do after hearing a lame joke?
It facepalms.
Do you want to hear a potassium joke?
K.
What’s funny about brick jokes?
They hit hard.
Do you want to hear a science joke?
Not et al.
Why is it dangerous to tell a joke to Optimus Prime?
You may be arrested for vehicular man’s laughter.
Have you heard the joke about the jump rope?
Nah I’ll skip it.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke
but you guys didn’t like it.
Want to hear a joke told backwards?
First, laugh.
Did you hear about the joke that lies at the bottom of the ocean?
I hear you have to be pretty dense to go after it.
What do you call a joke with guns?
A fat cop.
You guys like poop jokes!
They are not my favorite…but they are a solid number two.
We hope you like our collection of jokes and puns on this International Joke Day.
