Introverts are individuals who tend to feel more comfortable in solitary or small group settings, often finding large social gatherings draining. They value their alone time and often engage in reflective thinking and deep connections. Introverts are not necessarily shy; they simply prefer a different social dynamic compared to their extroverted counterparts.
Jokes about introverts have become a popular niche in humor, tapping into the unique characteristics and behaviors of introverted individuals. These jokes often playfully exaggerate the introvert’s love for solitude, their panic at an unexpected phone call, or their strategic planning to avoid social events. The humor is relatable to many, not just introverts, as it highlights universal human feelings but in a quirky and exaggerated way. It’s the shared understanding and exaggerated truth that make these jokes resonate and entertain.
Best Introvert Jokes
How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?
“Why does it have to be a group activity?”
How can you tell if an introvert likes you?
They are looking at your shoes instead of theirs.
What kind of cheese is the most introverted?
ProvALONE.
Yo mama so introverted, she has preordered a fast lane ticket to an isolated base in Pluto!
Did you hear that they are developing a new fragrance for introverts?
Leave me the Fuh Cologne.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Just the Thai food you ordered. That’s it. No one else. You don’t even need to put on pants if you only open the door just enough to slink your hand through it and grab the bag. It’ll be a 12-second interaction, max. You got this.
What game does an introvert play in public?
Space invaders.
What’s between an introvert and an extrovert?
A wall.
If wanting to be alone makes you an introvert, and wanting to be with people makes you an extrovert, what does wanting to be with cats make you?
A purrvert.
Two introverts walk into a room…
One leaves.
Why don’t introverted trees want to be chopped down?
They don’t want to dialog.
Why are most astronauts and astronomers introverted?
They like their space.
What does an introverted vegan want for dinner?
Peas and quiet.
Knock, knock.
….
Knock, knock.
………….
Knock…..knock?
……………………
Knoc – you know what? I’ll just quietly leave this lasagna on the doorstep and leave immediately.
Did you hear about an introverted entrepreneur in the coal industry?
He mined his own business.
A joke for introverts
Knock knock!
Do you think you are introverted?
Wait until you never meet me.
What kinda films do introverts like?
Shy-Fi.
A group of introverts is called an oxymoron.
Please help me!
What do you call introverted hobbits?
Shyer folk.
How is College life for introverts?
1st year: People are so good to me. I feel I am respected a lot! Friends are bliss!
2nd year: People are distancing from me. I guess they don’t like me. I’ve to find new people I suppose.
3rd year: Should I change my attitude to get friends? I don’t know why I get cheated every time I trust someone.
4th year: Who needs friends? People are useless. Solitude is the best.
How much does the average introvert weigh?
Not enough to break the ice.
In which state in the US would you find the most introverts?
Wyoming. They’re Cheyenne away from everyone else.
How do you kill an introvert?
You put a stranger in his kitchen to starve him to death.
How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?
“LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!”
Why do introverts identify so much with Thor’s brother?
Because he’s low-key.
What do vegans and introverts have in common?
Both avoid meet.
Which type of loan does an introvert prefer?
A leave me alone.
Did you hear about an introvert who almost broke a world record?
He was just shy.
What is a group of introverts called?
An oxymoron.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Boo.
(Boo who?)
Don’t cry, it’s only a jo –
(I WILL CRY IF AND WHEN I WANT TO GODDAMNIT MY FEELINGS ARE VALID THANKS AND END OF STORY.)
Why are negative parabolas so introverted?
They have a hard time opening up.
How do you call a sandworm that is introvert?
A Shy-Hulud.
What do you call a pale, introvert nerd?
Fair and square.
Did you hear about a new book about introverts?
It’s not coming out any time soon.
What do you call an introverted salesman?
Poor.
How do you introvert a variable?
You get it by itself.
What do you call an introverted UPS driver?
A brown recluse.
How do you make an introvert happy?
Cancel.
What do you call an introverted feminist?
An Antisocial Justice Warrior.
Have you met Post Malone’s introvert brother?
Leave M’Alone.
What do you call an introverted vowel?
Private I.
What kind of jokes do introverts make?
Inside jokes.
What do you call an introverted salesman?
Poor.
Why did the FBI arrest the introvert?
He didn’t want to open up.
What’s an introvert’s favorite tea?
Social anxietea.
Did you hear the one about the introverted corn kernel that went to the party?
When things got heated, they say he really popped when he came out of his shell.
What kinda eye lens does introvert wear?
Shylens.
What do you call an introverted seabird?
Auk-ward.
Why didn’t the two introverts go camping?
Because it’s two f*cking in tents.
Why aren’t there any introverted suicide bombers?
They have a hard time sharing what’s inside with strangers.
Why is sex so important for introverts?
It is another opportunity for them to go inside.
What’s the best part about dating an orphan as an introvert?
Not having to meet her parents.
Do you have a funny Introvert joke? Write down your own introvert puns in the comment section below!
Tortoises and turtles are very introverted…
They rarely come out of their shells.