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30 Funny March Jokes And Puns for the 3rd Month of 2023

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Funny March Jokes

If you want to lighten the mood this March, why not check out a blog dedicated to March jokes? Whether you’re celebrating St. Patrick’s Day or the beginning of spring, there’s no shortage of humor to be found in this month. From jokes about shamrocks and leprechauns to puns about March Madness and daylight saving time, a March jokes blog will surely have you laughing in no time.

So gather your friends and family, and get ready to share some hilarious jokes that are sure to brighten up any March day.

Best March Jokes

What is a soldier’s most active day of the year?
March forth!


Do you know that March is women’s history month?
It’s also bleeding disorder awareness month, and it’s kinda fcuked up.


What is Darth Vader’s favorite month?
Imperial March.


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
March.
(March who?)
March winds bring April showers!


Why was the calendar popular in March?
Because it had so many dates.


Can February march?
No. But April may.


Man: When is your birthday?
Woman: March 1st!
The man walks back and forth for a few seconds and then moves to the woman.
Man: Ok now tell me when’s your birthday?!


What date is also a command?
March 4th.


Why is March through May the best time of the month to buy a mattress?
It’s when they are the most springy.


Recommended: Spring Jokes


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Spring.
(Spring who?)
Spring is here! Let’s March into the new season!


What is a soldier’s favorite month?
March.


What kind of woman gets the most flowers on March 8?
The ones who died on March 7.


Why is March woman’s history month?
It’s the only month that tells you what to do.


Why are so many people tired on April 1st?
They just finished a 31-day March.


What’s a foot’s favorite month?
March.


What’s Tommy Wiseau’s favorite month?
Oh Hi March.


Why isn’t cotton ready for harvest in March?
Because it’s still Lint!


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Lion.
(Lion who?)
Lion up, March comes in like a lion and out like a lamb!


What was the drill sergeant’s favorite month?
MARCH!


Why was the sports fan behaving so strangely?
He had March madness!


What goes up when March rain comes down?
An umbrella.


Why are oak trees so forgiving?
Every March they “turn over a new leaf.”


Why did the mom call pest control?
Ants were on the March.


Which type of bow can’t be tied in March?
A rainbow.


Why is March the most popular month to use a trampoline?
It’s spring-time.


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Luck.
(Luck who?)
Luck of the Irish to you this March!


Why are March 31st babies the easiest to fool on April Fool’s Day?
They were literally born yesterday.


How can you tell March, April, May, and June are happy?
They have a spring in their step.


Why did the math book look sad in March?
Because it had too many problems and Pi Day was coming up!


Recommended: Pi Day Jokes


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
March.
(March who?)
Bless you!


Do you have a March joke? Post your own March puns in the comment section below!

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Written by Jessica Amlee

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Known for her sharp wit and clever wordplay, Jessica has authored several popular joke books. A regular at stand-up comedy clubs, she never fails to leave her audience in stitches. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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