Funny March Jokes for the 3rd Month of the Year

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Jessica Amlee

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If you want to lighten the mood this March, why not check out a blog dedicated to March jokes? Whether you’re celebrating St. Patrick’s Day or the beginning of spring, there’s no shortage of humor to be found in this month. From jokes about shamrocks and leprechauns to puns about March Madness and daylight saving time, a March jokes blog will surely have you laughing in no time.

So gather your friends and family, and get ready to share some hilarious jokes that are sure to brighten up any March day.

Best March Jokes

What is a soldier’s most active day of the year?
March forth!

Do you know that March is women’s history month?
It’s also bleeding disorder awareness month, and it’s kinda fcuked up.

Why did the peanut butter take a break in March?
Because it needed to catch up with its jelly friends for National Peanut Butter Lover’s Day!

What is Darth Vader’s favorite month?
Imperial March.

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(March who?)
March winds bring April showers!

Why did the Egg McMuffin go to school on March 2nd?
Because it wanted to be “egg-stra” smart for National Egg McMuffin Day!

Why was the calendar popular in March?
Because it had so many dates.

Can February march?
No. But April may.

Why did the squirrel celebrate World Wildlife Day on March 3rd?
Because it wanted to go nuts about protecting its wild friends!

Man: When is your birthday?
Woman: March 1st!
The man walks back and forth for a few seconds and then moves to the woman.
Man: Ok now tell me when’s your birthday?!

What date is also a command?
March 4th.

Why did the comma break up with the sentence on March 4th?
Because it wanted to pause and celebrate National Grammar Day independently!

Why is March through May the best time of the month to buy a mattress?
It’s when they are the most springy.

Recommended: Spring Jokes

Why did the dad buy a map for his son on March 4th?
Because on National Sons Day, he wanted to show him he could always find his way home!

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Spring who?)
Spring is here! Let’s March into the new season!

Why did the molar refuse to smile on March 6th?
Because it was saving its big grin for National Dentist Day, hoping to impress with its cavity-free status!

What is a soldier’s favorite month?

Why did the cereal give everyone a spoon on March 7th?
Because on National Cereal Day, it wanted to ‘bowl’ everyone over with kindness!

What kind of woman gets the most flowers on March 8?
The ones who died on March 7.

Why did Barbie decide to become an astronaut on March 9th?
Because on National Barbie Day, she wanted to take her fashion sense to ‘out of this world’ heights!

Why is March woman’s history month?
It’s the only month that tells you what to do.

Why did the calendar take a nap on March 11th?
Because even it wanted to celebrate National Napping Day by ‘sleeping on it’!

Why are so many people tired on April 1st?
They just finished a 31-day March.

Why did the potato chip join the dance class on March 14th?
Because on National Potato Chip Day, it wanted to show off its ‘crunchy moves’!

What’s a foot’s favorite month?

Why did the panda bring bamboo to the party on March 16th?
Because on National Panda Day, it wanted to stick to its ‘roots’.

What’s Tommy Wiseau’s favorite month?
Oh Hi March.

Why did the poem go to school on March 21st?
Because on World Poetry Day, it wanted to learn how to verse itself in the art of rhyme and reason!

Why don’t you ever iron a four-leaf clover on St. Patrick’s Day?
Because you don’t want to press your luck!

Why did the puppy bring a stopwatch to the park on March 23rd?
Because on National Puppy Day, it wanted to make every tail-wagging moment count!

Why isn’t cotton ready for harvest in March?
Because it’s still Lint!

Why did the atheist bring a ladder on March 23rd?
Because on Atheist Day, he wanted to make sure he could reach the high shelves on his own!

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Lion who?)
Lion up, March comes in like a lion and out like a lamb!

Why did the waffle apply for a job on March 25th?
Because on International Waffle Day, it wanted to prove it could handle being under pressure and still come out in great shape!

What was the drill sergeant’s favorite month?

Why did the spinach send a text on March 26th?
Because on National Spinach Day, it wanted to leaf a message that it’s the greenest of them all!

Why was the sports fan behaving so strangely?
He had March madness!

What goes up when March rain comes down?
An umbrella.

Why did the doctor bring a thermometer to the party on March 30th?
Because on Doctors’ Day, she wanted to make sure the celebration was at the perfect temperature!

Why are oak trees so forgiving?
Every March they “turn over a new leaf.”

Why did the mom call pest control?
Ants were on the March.

Which type of bow can’t be tied in March?
A rainbow.

Why is March the most popular month to use a trampoline?
It’s spring-time.

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Luck who?)
Luck of the Irish to you this March!

Why are March 31st babies the easiest to fool on April Fool’s Day?
They were literally born yesterday.

How can you tell March, April, May, and June are happy?
They have a spring in their step.

Why did the math book look sad in March?
Because it had too many problems and Pi Day was coming up!

Recommended: Pi Day Jokes

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(March who?)
Bless you!

Why did the Easter egg hide in March?
Because it was a little chicken!

Do you have a March joke? Post your own March puns in the comment section below!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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