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50 Funny Pi Day Jokes And Puns That Will Make You Love Math

Funny Pi Day Jokes And Puns
Funny Pi Day Jokes

Get ready to geek out and indulge in mathematical humor because Pi Day is almost here! Pi Day is celebrated on March 14th every year because the date resembles the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter, which is approximately 3.141. Pi, represented by the symbol π, is a mathematical constant that represents the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter. While it may seem dry, Pi Day jokes can be quite punny and enjoyable.

Whether you’re a math enthusiast or just enjoy a good pun, Pi Day is the perfect occasion to celebrate all things pi and share some hilarious Pi Day jokes. In this blog post, we’ve compiled a list of some of the funniest Pi Day jokes to make you laugh and teach you a thing or two about math! So sit back, grab a slice of pie, and get ready for some clever wordplay and mathematical humor.

Happy Pi Day Jokes

Why are people celebrating Pi Day?
It’s irrational.


Why do people need to stop with the pi day jokes?
We’ve heard them all like 3.14 million times already.


Yo mama so dumb, she tried to eat pi.


What language should you speak on Pi day?
Sine language!


Do you know the guy who knows every single digit of pi?
He just doesn’t have them in the right order.


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Pi.
(Pi who?)
Pi-rate mathematicians never die, they just go off on a tangent.


Why did the pumpkin pie go to a dentist on Pi Day?
Because it needed a filling.


Want to see all the decimal digits of Pi?
They are {0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9}, and there are no others!


Do you know that Albert Einstein‘s birthday was on Pi Day i.e., March 14, 1879?
Perhaps he served pie for his birthday instead of cake.


How do you develop a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.


Do you know that Netflix has devised the perfect way to stop the distribution of pirated movies?
They now block all movies with an IMDB rating of 3.14. Pi-rated.


There was a village that had four competing pie shops, each inhabiting its own corner of the town. One of these shops was named “The Circle”.
The Circle wanted to gain an edge over the other shops, they wanted to stand out. They realized they could transport more pies in their boxes if they made the pies square instead of circular, so they would stack better. The only place in the village to have these oddly-shaped pies is at The Circle.
So, for the area of The Circle, the pie are squared.


What is the volume of a pizza with thickness a and radius z?
pi * z * z * a.


Do you know that Chuck Norris can recite the entirety of pi?
Backwards.


What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat. You get fat.


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Yo mama so fat, she’s like the negative cosine of X.
They both go down after pi.


Do you know that eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony?
However, eating too much pie is okay, because the sin of pi is zero.


What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long?
A π thon.


What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?
It never ends.


A man dies and goes to Hell.
Satan greets him and says, “Welcome to hell, Dave. First, the Wi-fi password is…”
Chris says, “Wait, you guys have Wi-Fi?”
Satan replies, “Of course we do.”
“That’s certainly not bad at all,” says Chris.
Satan continues, “So, as I was saying, the wi-fi password is the number pi.”


Why do some people not like Pi jokes?
It goes on and one, forever.


What’s a nerd’s favorite dessert?
Raspberry pi.


How do you find the circumference of a sheep?
Use shepherds pi.


What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?
Pi-curious.


What do you call an octopus which is missing 4 and 6/7 legs?
An octo-pi.


A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are asked, “What is pi?”
The mathematician says, “Pi is the ratio of a circumference to its diameter.”
The physicist says, “Pi is 3.1415.”
The engineer says, “It’s about 3.”


What do you call just over three rodents on a boat?
Pi-rats.


What do you call someone who is fluent in 3 languages and marginally conversant in 4th?
Pi-Lingual.


Why is a priest’s favorite number 3.14?
Because they are very pi-ous.


What is the official tree of Pi Day?
A Pi-ne tree.


What’s wrong with “pi R square”?
Pie are round and cake are square.


How do you calculate the surface area of a cephalopod?
Using octoPi.


What do you get when you eat 3.14 slices of cake?
Diabetes. You get Diabetes.


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A geometry professor goes into a tattoo shop and asks to get π on his back.
After a few hours, he asks the tattoo artist, “Why is it taking so long to do the symbol for pi?” “Oh!” said the artist, surprised. “You wanted the symbol.”


What is a mathematician’s favorite part of a big Thanksgiving feast?
Pumpkin pi.


Why did pi get its driver’s license revoked?
Because it didn’t know when to stop.


What’s a mathematician’s favorite fruit?
A pi-neapple.


Remember that time Mike Tyson tweeted “Pi is exactly 3”?
Replies were just a circle jerk of math debaters.


Why was the math book sad on Pi Day?
Because it had too many problems.


Pi and the exponential function got married, but it didn’t last.
Their last big fight went down like.
Exponential Function: Pi, I can never figure you out!
Pi: Me? The more you seem to change, the more you just stay the same!


What do you get when you divide 355 Jack-o’lanterns by 113 Jack-o’lanterns?
Pumpkin Pi.


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What did Pi say when asked if they could explain what Pi Day was again?
I don’t want to repeat myself.”


Why should you never talk to pi?
Because it will go on forever.


How do you cremate someone who died on Pi Day?
You burn them on their funeral πres.


Did you hear about the guy who had sex with 3.14 hookers?
AIDS. He got AIDS and died.


Do you have a Pi Day joke? Post your own Pi Day puns in the comment section below!

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Written by Jessica Amlee

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Known for her sharp wit and clever wordplay, Jessica has authored several popular joke books. A regular at stand-up comedy clubs, she never fails to leave her audience in stitches. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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