Mermaids are mythical creatures that are generally represented as having a human upper body and a fish lower body. They are frequently shown as attractive and appealing, and they are frequently associated with the sea and aquatic life.
These are also a popular subject of myths and legends, and joking about them can be a way to playfully reference these stories and cultural references called mermaid jokes. Additionally, the concept of a mermaid, a human-like being with the lower body of a fish, can lend itself to humorous wordplay and puns.
Best Mermaid Jokes
Where does the little mermaid put her purse when she’s driving?
Unda da seat.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They out grew their b-shells.
What do you call a mermaid who entices people into following the rules?
A police siren.
Why did the mermaid rush out of her maths exam, red-faced and embarrassed?
Because her algaebra didn’t hold up.
Who is the Little Mermaid’s favorite musician?
Mariana Grande.
Why don’t mermaids play badminton?
They might get caught in the net.
What’s the opposite of a mermaid?
A landlord.
How does a pregnant mermaid give birth?
Sea-section.
An old man is losing a bar fight to a group of young punks. While on the ground, he kept yelling, “My son will kick the shit out of you guys, he is Mermaid trainer!” And everyone laughed as he crawled out of the bar.
The next day. A group of tough guys comes to a bar and beats the shit out of every guy who was involved last night.
The old man comes to mock, “See, I told you my son is a Mermaid trainer.”
His son just said it quietly to his dad. How many times do I have to tell you? It’s SEAL, not mermaid!!!
Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?
He had allure.
What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?
They’re both under DC.
Did you guys hear about the half of a mermaid that washed up on shore?
It’s only a tale.
Why are Batman and Superman the Little Mermaid’s favorite superheroes?
Because they’re under DC.
Why was The Little Mermaid directed by a pilot?
Because it’s mostly Ariel footage.
Where do mermaids go to watch movies?
The dive in.
What does a mermaid wash her tail with?
Tide.
Who keeps the ocean clean?
A mermaid.
Why did the mermaid blush?
She saw the ocean’s bottom.
If a mermaid is a woman, then what do you call a man version of a mermaid?
Merbutler.
What do you call a religious mermaid?
A mermon.
How do you know a mermaid has a successful business?
She’s swimming in money.
Did you hear about the mermaid who decided to join human society?
Despite her efforts, others still viewed her as a fish out of water.
What do you call a mermaid on a roof?
Aerial.
Why was the mermaid couple so indecisive?
Because they both refused to wear the pants in the relationship.
Why did the heavyset mermaid wear a turtleneck?
So you wouldn’t sea urchins.
What’s a mermaid’s favorite drug?
Seaweed.
Why did the mermaid stop dieting?
She was too fin.
Did you hear that the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid on DVD?
They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.
How does a mermaid say hello to someone?
Sea waves.
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Why are sailors obsessed with mermaids?
Because they’re quite the CATCH.
How come mermaids are always so pretty?
Cosmetic sturgeons.
What do mermaids have for lunch?
Fish and ships.
If Merman’s best friend is dogfish, what’s Mermaid’s best friend?
Sea cucumber.
Why couldn’t the little mermaid get into college?
Her GPA was unda da C.
What do you call violent mermaids?
Mercenaries.
How do mermaids talk to each other?
On shellphones.
What do you call a mermaid in a wheelchair?
Sushi roll.
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Where do mermaids go to sleep?
The seabed.
Why did the new Little Mermaid actress have to be someone without any cosmetic enhancements?
Because there is enough plastic in the ocean already.
Where did the fisherman and mermaid meet?
On line.
What made the mermaid chuckle, according to the octopus?
Ten tickles.
What was the mermaid doing at the bottom of the sea?
She dropped out of school.
What do you call a mermaid who believes they should’ve been born on dry land?
Non-Brineary!
Heard about the deep-sea diver who drowned when he met a mermaid?
He never should’ve tipped his hat.
What do you call a redneck mermaid?
A Gillbilly.
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What do you call a thirsty mermaid?
A fish out of water.
What is a mermaid’s favorite type of photograph?
A shelfie.
The original Little Mermaid actually came to land for economic reasons.
Her mortgage was underwater.
Why can’t you trust mermaids?
There’s something a little fishy about them.
What do you call a male mermaid?
A Mer-man. But if he’s fancy, he’s a Sea-nior.
What did the mermaid wear to her math class?
An algae bra.
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