Spring is when the sun wakes up on time, flowers throw a party, and birds sing like they’re in a talent show. Jackets come off, allergies take over, and umbrellas are useless. Either it’s raining or just too windy. No wonder Spring Jokes are everywhere; this season is a walking comedy!
With sneezing fits, surprise rain, and bees acting like flower bodyguards, spring is full of laughs. People plan picnics only to be chased inside by ants, and sunny mornings turn into afternoon storms. Spring Jokes are so popular because they capture the chaos of a season that just can’t make up its mind!
Best Spring Jokes
Why can’t the penguins jump higher?
Where they live, they have shorter springs!
How can you tell the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
By their seasoning.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Althea.
(Althea who?)
Althea later, spring is here now!
Why do bees have sticky hair in the spring?
Because they use honeycombs!
I accidentally planted the wrong flowers in my garden.
Oopsie daisies.
What’s the best part about clown college spring break?
Everybody can go to Daytona Beach in one car.
How do you know when spring’s here?
When the leafs are out!
How do trees feel in the spring?
Releaved.
God initially planned to use wasps to pollinate flowers.
But in the end, he went with plan Bee.
What happens to winter fat?
It becomes spring rolls!
Did you hear about the two-bed bugs that met in the mattress?
They were married in the spring!
Where do flowers go when they get pollinated too early in the spring?
Plant parenthood.
Why doesn’t Conor McGregor like fighting in the spring?
Because of Mayweather.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Avery.
(Avery who?)
Avery happy spring to you!
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Who is the only Irishman that comes out in the Spring?
Patty O’Furniture.
What did the excited gardener do when spring finally came?
He wet his plants.
Why do doctors hate popular Instagram accounts that only post in the spring?
Because they’re seasonal influencers!
What does the writer suffer from each spring?
A case of allegories.
Four high school males missed morning lessons due to spring sickness.
They informed the teacher after lunch that they had a flat tire.
“Well, you skipped an exam today, so pull chairs apart and take out a piece of paper,” she replied, much to their relief.
She waited for them to seat down, still smiling.
“First question: which tire was flat?” she asked.
Why can’t you trust math teachers in the springtime?
Because they’ll always play matrix on you.
What do trees in early spring, and shitty dads, have in common?
They’ll both soon be leaving.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Alpaca.
(Alpaca who?)
Alpaca the spring clothes, it’s time to say goodbye to winter coats!
What is a mattress’ favorite season?
Spring.
Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug?
She’s having a baby in the spring.
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How do you get water into a watermelon?
You plant it…in the spring!
If Green = Spring, Red = Summer, Orange = Autumn, and Blue = Winter, which colour is the wettest?
The Spring-colour.
Why doesn’t Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Boo.
(Boo who?)
Don’t cry, it’s just April showers bringing May flowers!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
Why didn’t the man want a spring mattress?
Because it was still winter.
What does a student do with his snowblower in the spring?
He summarizes it.
What did god say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can’t all be winters.
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Why did all the Mexican girls get pregnant on spring break?
Their teacher told them to go home and do two essays.
What season bounces around?
Spring.
Why did the mathematician hate spring?
He had algebries.
What’s a three-season bed?
One without a spring.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Harry.
(Harry who?)
Harry up and let’s go outside to enjoy the beautiful spring weather!
What is the spring’s favorite kind of pickles?
Daffo-dills.
It can rain cats and dogs all spring, but when does it rain monkeys?
In Ape-ril.
What do you call a melted snowman?
Water.
Why do birds sing in the spring?
Because in the fall they forgot the words!
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What do you name a bear who gets caught in spring rain?
A drizzly bear.
Which superhero enjoys the spring season the most?
Robin.
How can you know if spring flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Robin.
(Robin who?)
Robin the piggy bank to buy some spring flowers!
What did summer have to say to spring?
“Help! I’m going to fall.”
Why is spring an excellent time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really “rake” in the cash!
What is Spring’s favorite appetizer?
A bloomin’ onion!
How can you tell the days are getting warmer?
There’s a spring in people’s step.
What’s the difference between an egg in March and an egg in April?
One is spring loaded and the other is not!
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Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Cuck
(Cuck who?)
Is it spring already.
What is the ideal time to jump on a trampoline?
Spring time.
Why are trees very forgiving?
Because in the Fall they ‘Let It Go’ and in the Spring they ‘turn over a new leaf.’
Why did the baseball team love the spring season?
Because it’s a time for spring training!
Why was the computer cold in the spring?
Because it left its Windows open!
Why did the duck cross the road in the spring?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Bee.
(Bee who?)
Bee-ware, the bees are buzzing and the flowers are blooming in spring!
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Why do blondes give more head in spring?
They’ve heard that one swallow doesn’t make a summer.
Why is a spring rain like your ex-boyfriend?
It doesn’t last long and barely gets you wet!
What are college students going to do between their fall courses and their spring courses?
Hook up for inter-courses.
Have a funny spring dad joke? Post your own spring puns in the comment section below!
During spring, why did the gardener plant a seed in the pond? To grow a water-melon.