40 Funny May Jokes And Puns For The Fifth Month of 2023

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Jessica Amlee


As the flowers bloom and the sun starts to shine, it’s the perfect time to share some lighthearted humor with friends and family. Our delightful collection of May jokes captures the essence of spring, bringing laughter and joy to every gathering.

From witty one-liners to clever puns and amusing anecdotes, these May jokes will brighten your day and spread the season’s cheer. So, why not take a break, have a chuckle, and share the gift of laughter with those around you?!

Best May Month Jokes

Roses are red,
April is grey,
But in a few days,

An employee asked his boss, “Can I have a few days off seeing as it’s so close to Christmas?”
The boss said, “It’s May.”
“Sorry,” the employee replied, “May I have a few days off seeing as it’s so close to Christmas?”

Why is March through May the best time of the month to buy a mattress?
It’s when they are the most springy.

Why does Peter Parker only have eleven months on his calendar?
Because he lost May.

What holiday do firefighters refuse to celebrate?
May Day.

What do you call someone who doesn’t believe it is June yet?
A May-Sayer.

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The wife asked her husband to flip the calendar to the next month.
To the husband’s surprise, the calendar skipped from April to June. He turned to tell her that they were missing a month.
She said, “What’s the matter? You look dis-Mayed…”

What’s a teacher’s favorite way to celebrate National Teacher Day on May 2nd?
By giving students a pop quiz to see if they’ve been “May-taining” their knowledge!

Why do siblings love celebrating National Brothers and Sisters Day on May 2nd?
Because it’s the one day they can agree on who’s the favorite child!

What did the ghost say to the vampire on National Paranormal Day?
“Let’s raise our spirits and have a fang-tastic time on May 3rd!”

Can February March?
No. But April may.

What’s a pilot’s least favorite holiday?
May Day!

We should enjoy Mayonnaise while we still can!
From next month onwards, it’s gonna be Juneonnaise!

What did the Star Wars fan with a lisp say?
“May the Fourth be with you.”

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Did you know bees become indecisive after April 30th?
They become maybees.

Do you know that if you celebrate Star Wars Day too hard on May 4th?
Watch out for the revenge of the fifth.

Why do nurses love celebrating National Nurses Day on May 6th?
Because it’s the one day when their patients give them a “shot” at being appreciated!

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Juan who?)
Juan to go out for margaritas on Cinco de Mayo?

Someone told me today is April 30th.
But they May be wrong.

What did one butterfly say to another?
“Don’t June know it’s May?”

What month of the year is the shortest?
May, only 3 letters.

What goes up when May rain comes down?
An umbrella.

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What month always asks questions and permission?

Why are trees very forgiving?
Because in the Fall they “Let It Go” and by May Day they “turn over a new leaf”.

Who’s the most important person in a Spring wedding?
The MAYtron of honor.

Which superhero likes May the most?

Who conducts the spring orchestra?

A townie was looking for the May Day Fair, he stopped and asked Jethro, ”Will this road take me to the May Day Fair?”
“Oh no,” said Jethro. “You’ll have to go by yourself!”

Which month is indecisive?

What season is it when you are on a trampoline in May?

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How do you know if someone is hungry?
If they’re using a Backstreet Boys meme to announce that it’s gonna be May.

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Mayflower who?)
May-flower you a compliment? You’re blooming lovely this spring!

What’s May’s favorite dance move?
The “bloom”-ba, of course!

What do you call a parade that takes place in May?
A “May-rch” of course!

What condiment should you always use in May?

Do you know that May Day is traditionally the first day of May?
It’s also a distress call when said three times in a row. Hopefully, you won’t need to use it this May.

When you go to bed on April 30th and wake up in the middle of the night, what do you call it?
Maybe may.

Girl: Why is your first name April and your middle name May?
April May: My mom went into labor on April 30th in the morning, and I was born on May 1st at night.
Girl: Wow I hope you get your mom a nice Mother’s day gift.

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What is the official US state of Spring?

Two yokels were driving to the next village’s May Day Fair.
They came to a sign that said: May Day Fair Left. So they turned around and went home!

Do you have another funny May joke? Post your own May puns in the comment section below.

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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