The Sun sits right in the middle of our solar system, quietly handling the huge task of keeping everything warm and bright. It is a massive ball of blazing gas, burning at temperatures so intense that even the bravest astronaut would think twice about getting close. Every morning, right on schedule, it pours light over oceans, cities, and half-awake school buses. Without it, Earth would be nothing more than a frozen rock drifting through space, and no one would ever complain about sunscreen or sweaty summer afternoons. It is powerful, a little dramatic, and definitely extra energetic once summer arrives.
That same blazing energy is what makes sun jokes so fun. Whenever people talk about the Sun, thoughts quickly drift to sunburns, sunglasses, and ice cream melting faster than anyone can finish it. Sunny day stories almost always turn funny because everyone has squinted into bright light or hurried toward the nearest patch of shade. The science behind the Sun is serious, but in everyday life, it easily turns into the perfect source of warm, easygoing humor.
Best Sun Jokes
The Sun doesn’t need to go to college.
Because it already has 28 million degrees.
Why did the Sun move away from the stars?
He wanted space.
How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?
Planet.
The wisest men in the village could not figure out where the sun went at night.
So they stayed up all night discussing it.
And then it dawned on them.
Kid: “Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
Father: “No sun.”
What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?
“You will be mist.”
If you leave a grape out in the sun, it’ll shrivel and dry up…
Just raisin awareness.
One Sunday, with one hand motion, God caused the Earth to begin to revolve around the Sun. “What should we call it when it goes all the way around?” asks Adam.
“A year,” God replied.
Now, he made another hand motion, and the Earth began to rotate on a tilted axis.
“What should we call it when it rotates all the way around?” Adam asks.
God sighs and takes a seat on the grass below. “Let’s call it a day.”
How is bread like the sun?
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
Don’t trust people who avoid the sun.
They’re shady.
Did you hear that Chuck Norris looked directly at the sun today?
And the sun got so scared it hid behind the moon.
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The Sun and the Moon walk into a bar.
Sun: “Ahhh, damn it! I forgot my wallet.”
Moon: “Hey, no worries, I’ll cover ya.”
Helios, the Sun God, raised his bare, glowing, golden buttocks over the horizon.
It was the crack of dawn.
Did you hear about the snowman who got angry when the sun came out?
He had a total meltdown.
Two pigs are sitting in the sun.
One says, “I’m getting pretty hot!”
The other says, “Yeah, I’m bacon!”
Why do mathematicians tend to avoid sun exposure?
cos tan is a sin.
Lion: “You’re late. We said to meet at sunset.”
Giraffe: “I can still see the sun, you dwarf…”
What did Gordon Ramsay say when he saw the Egyptian Sun God?
It’s F*cking Ra!
What is an Irish and sits in the sun?
Patty O’Furniture.
Earth is the third planet from the sun.
By this logic, all countries are third world countries.
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What kind of eclipse is it when the sun moves in front of the moon?
An Apocaclipse.
How does the moon give the sun a haircut?
Eclipse it.
What do you call a dinosaur that doesn’t need to eat but instead gets its energy from the sun?
Photosynthasaurus.
Why do the people of Athens fear the sun coming up in the morning?
Because Dawn is tough on Greece.
What is between the Sun and the Earth?
And.
You know what really brightens up my day?
The sun.
Yo mama so hot, the sun is jealous.
How far is it from the Earth to the Sun?
8 CVS receipts.
Where does the sun keep its money?
Daylight savings.
Recommended: Daylight Savings Jokes
Vampires suck your blood to get vitamin D, because they can not be out in the sun.
Have you ever thought about that?
No, because all you think about is yourself.
Really enjoying my new life aboard the giant space station designed to “solve Earth’s overpopulation problem”.
Just a bit weird how the sun gets slightly bigger in my cabin window every day.
Did you know the Moon is more useful than the Sun?
We need the light more at night.
What happens when you give the sun a gun?
It becomes a shooting star.
Why can’t Superman buy Bitcoin after the sun goes down?
Because it’s crypto-night.
Two men are arguing over how to get their rocket to the sun without burning up.
“We’ll go at night!”
“You idiot! There is no sun at night!”
What happens if you leave plumbing tools out in the hot sun?
They become pruning tools.
What are the odds that the sun and moon appear the same size in the sky?
Astronomical.
Living on Earth is expensive.
But it does include a free trip around the sun every year.
Recommended: Summer Jokes
Do you know how much the Sun weighs?
Me neither, but it seems pretty light.
Why did the sun cross the road?
Don’t worry, the answer will dawn on you.
Yo mama so fat when she stood in front of the sun it turned into an eclipse.
What kind of horses come out after the sun sets?
Nightmares.
What watches over a castle when the sun goes down?
A night.
What does Clark Kent use to keep the sun out of his eyes?
A supervisor.
What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
It becomes daytrogen.
What would they call it if humans were able to absorb energy from the sun?
Photoskinthesis.
What do primates get from laying out in the sun all day?
An oranguTan.
Why does banana have to wear sun screen?
Because they peel!
What’s the best part about this world, in your opinion?
Personally, I think that the sun is a high light.
Know the difference between sun and no sun?
You really should. Its night and day.
Which cartoon character is tasty when baked in the sun?
Tan Dory.
Yo mama so fat, she has the sun tattooed on her back, 1:1 scale.
What do you call a sunburned librarian?
Well red.
Why are canceled people not allowed to walk in the sun?
They’re shadow banned.
Why can you see the LGBT colours in the sky after it rains?
Because the sun just came out.
Why couldn’t the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done?
Gingers just don’t last in the sun.
What’s the difference between you and the sun?
The sun’s hot.
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