Valentine’s Day is a special time when people celebrate love and friendship, and kids can join in on the fun too! It’s all about giving cards, candy, and maybe even a heart-shaped balloon to show someone you care. Valentine’s Day Jokes for kids are a great way to spread some laughs and make the day even more exciting. At school, kids might exchange funny cards with jokes that get everyone giggling or even make up their own silly punchlines to share with friends.
When it comes to Valentine’s Day Jokes for kids, the possibilities are endless! Whether it’s a funny story about Cupid or a silly rhyme about candy, these jokes can add a lot of fun to the day. Kids love to make each other laugh, so why not add a few jokes to your card or share them at the lunch table? After all, laughter is the best way to show someone you care.
Best Valentine’s Day Kid Jokes
What dinosaur should you watch out for on Valentine’s Day?
A Hug-o-saurus Rex!
Who is the fish’s Valentine?
His Gil-Friend!
Why did the skeleton skip sending Valentine’s Day cards?
His heart wasn’t in it!
Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day?
A calendar.
What sweet line did the turnip share with their Valentine?
“You make my heart beet faster!”
What did one sheep say to the other with fondness?
“I love ewe!”
And how did the other sheep respond?
“You’re not so baaaaaa-d yourself.”
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
How did the fire fall in love?
It found it’s perfect match.
Why is dating a tennis player a bad idea?
Because love means nothing to them.
Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him.
What did the boy owl whisper to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day?
“Owl be yours.”
Why was Luke Skywalker unlucky with love?
He was looking in Alderaan places.
Yes, you will have a date on Valentine’s Day!
Just look next to the raisins.
What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
You would think it is R, but his true love is the C.
You can give roses to someone to show that you love them
But you need Tulips to kiss them.
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Why did the duck fall in love with the dog?
He was pure bread.
What flowers should you definitely avoid giving on Valentine’s Day?
Cauliflowers!
Roses are red,
Poppies are red,
The grass is red,
Oh no my yard is on fire!
What did one strawberry say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
“I love you berry much.”
What did one plate say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
“Tonight, dinner’s on me.”
What did the lightbulb say to his Valentine?
“I love you watts and watts!”
What did one pea whisper to another on Valentine’s Day?
“Peas be my Valentine!”
Sometimes I forget the point of Valentine’s Day.
But then I remember – it’s at the end of Cupid’s arrow.
Be My Bovine-tine.
The new Valentine’s card for cows this year!
Why do most people get Halloween and Valentine’s Day confused?
They’re both about candy and being something you’re not.
What do you call a pair of birds that are clearly in love?
Tweet-hearts!
I already got a date this Valentine’s Day. Her name is Emma,
Emma Gination.
What’s the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has a date for Valentine’s Day.
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This wife told her husband, “For Valentine’s Day, nothing would make me happier than a diamond necklace.”
So he got her nothing.
What’s the sweetest thing you can say to a coffee lover on Valentine’s Day?
“Words can not espresso how much I love you.”
What do cows call each other when they are in love?
Significant udders.
What two words have a thousand letters in them on Valentine’s Day?
Post Office.
What did Barack Obama write inside his Valentine’s card?
“I’m glad I’ve got you Michelle; I didn’t want to be Obamaself”
This man bought his girlfriend a fridge for Valentine’s Day.
A bit of an unconventional present but you should have seen her face light up when she opened it.
What do you call horses in love?
A stable relationship.
If you are not in love on Valentine’s Day, don’t worry.
You don’t have to be dead on Halloween, either.
I have a date for Valentine’s.
February the 14th.
What did one squirrel whisper to the other on Valentine’s Day?
“I’m nuts about you!”
Why is it hard for Liam Neeson to enjoy Valentine’s Day?
Because all the girls are taken.
From my handwriting identification skills.
I have carefully deduced that Santa is my secret Valentine every year.
What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
A hug and a quiche.
Why did the woman fall in love with a lumberjack?
He was a very sappy guy.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine’s Day?
He met his match.
This year, for Valentine’s Day, I gave people a can of root beer and a can of refried beans.
Told them to have a rootin’ tootin’ Valentine’s Day.
What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine’s Day?
“You’re purr-fect for me!”
What do you call a Skeleton that love bombs you?
An X O skeleton.
Why was the sock feeling down on Valentine’s Day?
Because he couldn’t find his sole mate.
What grade did St. Valentine get on his exam?
Be Mine-us.
What kind of Valentine’s Day card do sheep love to give?
“Wool you be mine?”
What sweet thing did the male octopus say to his partner?
“I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!”
How did the cat ask his Valentine out in a playful way?
“You’ve got to-be kitten me!”
Two fruits were in love, but they couldn’t get married.
They weren’t a pear.
Do you know why ticks from Rome love Valentine’s Day?
Cause they’re Roman-ticks.
What kind of shape steals the spotlight on Valentine’s Day?
Acute triangle.
What did Han Solo’s Valentine to Leia say?
“Yoda Obi Wan for me.”
What do you get a Collie for Valentine’s Day?
Collie Flowers.
What romantic line did Robin Hood use on his girlfriend?
“Sherwood like to be your valentine.”
What type of flowers do sailors give on Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-knots.
What do you call two spiders that just got engaged?
Newlywebs!
What do you call a pair of gloves that are in love?
Smittens.
What words did the painter share with her sweetheart?
“I love you with all my art.”
What do you call someone who was born on Valentine’s Day?
A love child.
How does the rancher who owns oxen sign his Valentine’s Day card to his wife?
OX OX OX OX.
Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?
They’ll dessert you.
What’s the real highlight of Valentine’s Day for kids?
The day after when all the candy is on sale.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Atlas!
(Atlas who?)
Atlas, it’s Valentine’s Day!
Why did the candle fall in love?
He found the perfect match.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married on Valentine’s Day.
The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was incredible!
What do you call the one who steals a ghost’s heart?
Their ghoul-friend.
What happens when two raindrops fall in love?
They become rain-beaus.
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They get a real kick out of them. And they especially enjoy the punchline.
What do you call two salads madly in love?
Hopeless romainetics.
What Valentine’s surprise did the farmer give his wife?
Hogs and kisses.
And what did the tweenager give his mom?
Ughs and kisses!
Two potatoes are in love.
One turns to the other and says, “You are my sweet potato.”
The other one replies back, “Yes, I yam!”
What’s the only letter of the alphabet that everybody loves?
It’s U.
How did the phone pop the question to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.
Why did the dust bunny fall in love with the Roomba?
Because it was swept off it’s feet.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Emma.
(Emma who?)
Emma hoping I get lots of cards on Valentine’s Day!
What is love?
Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more.
What kind of dinosaur writes romance novels?
A Bronte-saurus.
Why does Valentine’s Day make the perfect excuse to throw a party?
Because you can really party hearty!
Why are numbers 1 and 2 the most romantic numbers?
Because they are <3.
What’s Cupid’s favorite exercise?
Arrow-bics!
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Why are geologists so romantic?
They know the best dating techniques.
What did one volcano say to the other?
“I lava you!”
What message would you scribble inside a slug’s Valentine’s Day card?
“Be my Valen-slime!”
Gloves are so romantic.
They are always holding your hands.
Why did the sheriff lock up his girlfriend?
She stole his heart.
What Valentine’s message was written on the honeycomb?
“Bee mine.”
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Luke.
(Luke who?)
Luke who got a Valentine!
What did the stamp whisper to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
“I’m stuck on you!”
What did the dirt say to the rock on Valentine’s Day?
“I’d settle for you.”
What did the rabbit say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
“Somebunny loves you!”
What do you call a Valentine’s Day card so tiny you need a magnifying glass?
A valen-teeny.
Why do Valentines have hearts on them?
Because spleens would look pretty gross.
What did the cucumber say to the tomato on Valentine’s Day?
“You mean a great dill to me!”
Do you have a funny Valentine’s Day Joke? Write down your best kid-friendly ones in the comment section below!
