Basketball isn’t just slam dunks and buzzer-beaters, it’s also where the WNBA brings talent, teamwork, and lots of hustle. United States’s Women’s National Basketball Association is packed with amazing athletes who can dribble circles around most people. But behind all the fast breaks and three-pointers, there’s something else bouncing around and its the jokes.
These WNBA jokes aren’t about tearing anyone down, they’re about having fun with the game and the league in a silly way. Some jokes are clever, some are groan-worthy, and others make you laugh before you realize why. WNBA jokes mix sports with humor, and when told right, they hit nothing but net.
Best WNBA Jokes
What does the highest paid WNBA player make?
Sandwiches.
Why couldn’t Caitlin Clark listen to music?
Because she broke the record.
What does a basketball player do when he loses his eyesight?
Become a WNBA referee.
Why was Cinderella such a poor basketball player?
Her coach was a pumpkin!
Why can’t WNBA players go on holiday?
That would bet travelling!
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The WNBA is cancelling the remainder of their season out of fears of the players overheating…
That’s because there are no fans in the arenas.
What type of cheese do WNBA players eat?
Swiss Cheese.
Why do WNBA players love cookies with a cup of tea?
They love to dunk them.
If you had to choose between your local WNBA team winning the finals and receiving $5…
What would you spend your $5 on?!
Which State do WNBA players get their kits replaced?
New Jersey!
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Why are WNBA players like babies?
They are always dribbling.
Why can’t WNBA players play basketball in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs.
Just saw two WNBA tickets nailed to a fence today.
It’s my lucky day! Free nails.
Why was Cinderella not very good at basketball?
She kept running away from the hell.
Why did the WNBA player go to jail?
She shot the ball.
Why do WNBA players love astronomy?
They are shooting stars.
What do you call an WNBA player that misses dunks?
Alley Whoops.
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Basketball hasn’t changed one bit…
WNBA games are still empty.
Why did the WNBA player always use a pay phone?
She loved dropping dimes.
What New Year’s resolution should a WNBA player never make?
To travel more.
What type of earrings does a WNBA player wear?
Hoops.
Why are WNBA players the most upstanding members of society?
Because girls look up to them.
Where do women in the WNBA shop?
It’s definitely not at DICK’S.
The number one draft pick in the WNBA has announced that she’s gay. A representative for the WNBA said, “Yeah, we know. we’re ALL gay.”
Why are there so many jumpshots in the WNBA?
Because women can’t drive.
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Why is drunk s*x like a WNBA game?
It lasts 2 hours and nobody comes.
The WNBA refused to recruit Helen Keller.
When they handed her a basketball, she kept trying to read it.
After being broken up with my short girlfriend my friends ask why did I suddenly decide to attend women basketball?
I need a rebound girl.
Do you have a funny WNBA Joke? Write down your best ones in the comment section below!
