When the whistle blows and women take the football field, it’s not just a game, it’s pure entertainment mixed with fierce competition. These athletes sprint, slide, and score goals like it’s their life’s mission, and somehow still manage to keep their ponytails looking perfect. From last-minute winners to dramatic dives that deserve an acting award, Women Football gives us more than just goals. It gives us legendary moments, and yes, a whole lot of content for Women Football Jokes.
Now, behind every great match, there’s always that one friend who’s not watching the scoreboard but waiting for something silly to happen. That’s where the fun begins. Whether it’s a goalie doing a cartwheel instead of a save or a coach losing their voice mid-yell, the funny side of women’s football writes itself. Women Football Jokes are the extra time of laughter we all need because when players bring their game face, sometimes their game feet forget the plan!
Best Women Football Jokes
Do you know why women’s football took so long to grow?
Because it was hard to convince 11 women to wear the same outfit.
This man refereed a women’s football match yesterday. It was brilliant.
He booked two for muttering under their breath, one for the silent treatment, and he sent one off without explanation and left her wondering what she’d done wrong.
Why don’t women play football?
Because they know better.
What aspect of the game do women soccer players like most?
Getting that good D.
Why can’t Cinderella play football?
Because she keeps running away from the ball.
I don’t watch women football.
If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 minutes, I would take my friends to the bar.
Why is the football stadium so hot during the women’s match?
No fans.
When playing women’s football, what’s the best way to start a fight with another player?
Soccer.
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Why do lesbians prefer going to Sports Authority?
They don’t like D*cks…
Haven’t really noticed any women footballers spitting on the pitch.
Some presume they all swallow.
Why did the guy marry his wife above all the other women on the soccer team?
She’s a keeper.
Someone on the telly was asking if women footballers had an equivalent acronym for WAGS,
Of course they do, it’s WAGS.
Women footballers should be yellow-carded,
If they don’t take their tops off after they score.
When I see women footballers take the knee, I can’t help thinking it’s just lip service.
These women footballers do some really neat corners.
Hospital corners, one might add.
Did you know that there is a BBC Women’s Footballer of the Year award?
Many thought they were all lesbi@ns.
Name six women’s footballers? Nope?
Name six atomic elements from the periodic table?
See, you’re closer to being a scientist than you first thought!
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What’s got 44 legs and child’s t*ts?
A woman’s football match.
They found a little hole in the wall of the women’s soccer team changing rooms.
Policemen are looking into it now.
My girlfriend decided to watch the women’s football.
So I started hoovering, That’ll teach her!!
Do you have a funny Women’s Football Joke? Write down your best ones in the comment section below!
I agree with equal pay for the English international football teams.
The men deserve the same as the ladies.
Actually less because they never win f*ck all.