60 Funny Super Bowl Jokes And Puns for Super Laughs

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Jessica Amlee


Super Bowl 2024 is the 58th edition of the annual championship game of the National Football League (NFL), scheduled to be played on February 11th, 2024 to determine the league champion for the 2023 season. This year is set to be an epic showdown, where the biggest names in football clash, not just for the championship title, but also for the glory of being meme-worthy for the next year. Picture it: a stadium packed with fans, half of whom are there for the sport, and the other half just for the halftime show and the legendary commercials. It’s the one day of the year when even your grandma is glued to the TV, rooting for a team she picked because their uniforms matched her favorite bingo dauber. This high-energy, nacho-fueled extravaganza isn’t just about touchdowns and tackles; it’s a cultural phenomenon where even the coin toss could become a trending topic. And what’s a Super Bowl without the jokes? They’re as essential to the game as the players themselves.

Super Bowl jokes are a league of their own. They sneak into your Super Bowl party quicker than a quarterback sneak play. These jokes are not just about poking fun at the teams or the infamous ‘left shark’ from halftime shows past. They’re about shared laughter over over-the-top commercials, questionable referee calls, and that one player who seems more focused on his touchdown dance than the actual touchdown. Super Bowl jokes bring a sense of humor to the nail-biting moments, making them the unsung heroes that keep the spirits high, even if your favorite team is fumbling. So, while you’re debating whether that last play was offside or not, let’s not forget to chuckle at the lighter side of the big game. After all, isn’t laughter the best game plan?

Best Super Bowl Jokes

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?
They don’t deliver on Sunday.

How does a 49er fan change a light bulb?
He doesn’t he just talks about how great it used to be.

Kid in 6th grade learning Roman numerals: Teacher, when are we going to use any of this in real life?!
Teacher: Only once a year at Super Bowl time.

Trump promises if elected,
He will ban Taylor Swift from football games.

What do you call if Post Malone cancels his pregame Super Bowl performance?
Postpone Malone.

I don’t watch the NFL, so I don’t know who Taylor Swift is.
But he sounds very fast.

What is the difference between Super Bowl and Football World Cup Final?
None. Both were rigged.

What’s crazy about going to Usher’s Halftime show?
He shows you to your seat.

53 millionaires walk into a bar to watch the Super Bowl.
The Bartender says, “Woah! It’s the Dallas Cowboys! What can I get you guys?”

Why can’t Post Malone perform on Super Bowl LVIII?
There’s no post on Sundays.

What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over?
Watch the second half.

Ever wonder why Dallas Cowboys fans are so rich?
Because they never have to pay for Super Bowl tickets!

Why can’t Mahomes call his momma after the Super Bowl?
No reception.

Why will all of the referees check their voicemail immediately after the Super Bowl?
So they can hear someone say “no missed calls”.

Did you hear about Rihanna’s performance in Super Bowl LVII?
She’s been on the field longer than the Chiefs.

Who had the worst Super Bowl LVII Sunday ?
You would guess Eagles. But nah, its Drake!

Somebody: We have 20 million dollars.
Jesus: You should give it to the poor.
Somebody: What if… we bought a Super Bowl ad?
Jesus: …
Satan: Hoo Ha!

Why do most watch Super Bowl commercials?
To see who has the worst agent.

They’re gonna sell corn on the cob at the Super Bowl, and it’s rumored to be cheap.
Only a…buck an ear!

Yo mama so American, she tried to ride the Superbowl!

John purchased two Super Bowl tickets. He paid $5,700 for each seat for them, which included transportation to and from the stadium, an open bar, and access to the winners’ locker room.
What he didn’t realize when he bought them last year was that it was the same day as his wedding.
If you’re interested, he’s seeking a replacement.
It begins at 3 p.m. at St. Paul’s Church on North Avenue. Ashley is 5’5 and weighs approximately 110 pounds. She adores the outdoors and is an excellent cook.

Did you hear about the man from the future who can predict the score of the Super Bowl LVIII before it starts?
“0-0,” he said.

What do you call fifty guys watching the Super Bowl?
The Detroit Lions.

Did you hear that the US has now shot down three balloons (or suspected balloons) this week?
Whoever is flying the Goodyear blimp at the Super Bowl had better have balls of steel.

What are you gonna bring to the super bowl party?
A big spoon!

What do Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?
Turn off the Xbox.

Did you hear about the powerhouse performance at the Super Bowl?

Which artist could have had a bigger performance than Rihanna at the Super Bowl?
A Rihanna Grande.

Who are you rooting for in the Superbowl?
The Soup.

What’s better than the Super Bowl?

Where’s the best place to watch the Raiders in the super bowl?
The History Channel.

What do the Super Bowl and a doctor’s office have in common?
Aaron Rodgers won’t get a shot at either.

When Superman eats, what is his favorite item?
A super bowl.

What does Rihanna say when she doesn’t approve of Super Bowl commercials?
“Oh nah nah!”

A man and his new wife agree to attend every Super Bowl.
The woman dies after 43 years, but the man continues their tradition by attending the next Super Bowl. Another man in the same row notices the empty seat next to the man and inquires “Why is this seat vacant? Isn’t it the Super Bowl?”
And the man replies, “Well, it was my wife’s seat, but she passed away,” to which the other says, “Well, did you not want to invite anyone else? Any family?”
And the man responds, “I did but nobody would come with me.” The other man remarks, “Man that’s tough your wife dies and they wouldn’t come to the super bowl with you, what did they have to do that was better?”
And the man says, “Well her funeral was today.”

Why can’t short people eat at the Super Bowl?
Because the steaks are really high.

What did the Eskimo say when he predicted the winner of the Super Bowl?

Can you believe that Super Bowl?
Probably the best one we’ll see all year.

On Super Bowl Sunday, which football player will be wearing the largest helmet?
The one with the biggest head!

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What happens if all of the players participating in the Super Bowl get put on the injured list?
The game will be pointless.

Which teams always get fresh uniforms for the Super Bowl?
The ones from New Jersey.

Why will all of the referees check their voicemail immediately after the Super Bowl?
So they can hear someone say, “No missed calls.”

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon, some cereal, and some milk to the Super Bowl!

What would happen if neither team won the Super Bowl?
It’s a Tide ad.

What did the composer say about the music at the Super Bowl?
It’s in half time.

What do Super Bowl football players wear?
Armor – because it’s a knight game.

What did the receiver say to the football before the big game?
“Catch you later.”

Who’s the smartest player ever to win a Superbowl?
Tom Brainy.

Last year a guy took his Blonde girlfriend to the Superbowl.
They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”
“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was…’Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like…Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!”

What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?
“I’m just here so I won’t get find.”

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?
“Never mind, I’ll find someone like you.”

Why wasn’t the dog interested in playing in the Super Bowl?
It was a boxer.

Why would the stadium be warmer the day after the Super Bowl?
There won’t be any more fans.

According to a new poll, 95 percent of people are excited to watch Super Bowl LVIII.
The other 5 percent are Browns fans.

Why was the small ghost invited to be a member of the Super Bowl football team?
They needed some team spirit.

What kind of tea do Super Bowl football players drink?
Penal (tea).

What kind of sweet treats are Super Bowl footballers served?
They’re served Super Bowl Sundaes!

Why can’t there be Super Bowl games in space?
There’s no atmosphere!

In the Super Bowl, why did the football quit playing?
It was tired of being kicked around.

Have a better Super Bowl joke? Post your own Super Bowl puns in the comment section below!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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