40 Funny Super Bowl Jokes And Puns for Super Laughs in 2023

Funny Super Bowl Jokes And Puns
Funny Super Bowl Jokes

Super Bowl 2023 is the 57th edition of the annual championship game of the National Football League (NFL), scheduled to be played on February 12th, 2023 to determine the league champion for the 2022 season. After years of anticipation, the 2023 Super Bowl will be held this weekend at State Farm Stadium in Glendale, Arizona.

Super Bowl is considered a cultural phenomenon and a key moment in American sports and popular culture. It is a highly anticipated event and one of the biggest sporting events in the world, attracting a huge audience both in person and on television.

It consistently ranks as one of the highest-rated television broadcasts in the United States each year, with viewership regularly exceeding 100 million viewers. In addition to the game itself, the Super Bowl has become well known for its halftime show, which (this year) features Rihanna, as well as the commercials that air during the broadcast, which are among the most expensive and highly anticipated of the year. And, as with any live event, there’s always unanticipated fun to be had, which rapidly turns into hilarious Super Bowl jokes. Prepare to laugh aloud at some of our favorites.

Best Super Bowl Jokes

Kid in 6th grade learning Roman numerals: Teacher, when are we going to use any of this in real life?!
Teacher: Only once a year at Super Bowl time.

What is the difference between Super Bowl and Football World Cup Final?
None. Both were rigged.

How do you know that the Dunkin’ commercial was unrealistic?
Not because Ben Affleck wouldn’t work there but because Jennifer Lopez definitely doesn’t drive.

Did you hear about Rihanna’s performance?
She’s been on the field longer than the Chiefs.

Who had the worst Super Bowl Sunday?
You would guess Eagles. But nah, its Drake!

Somebody: We have 20 million dollars.
Jesus: You should give it to the poor.
Somebody: What if… we bought a Super Bowl ad?
Jesus: …
Satan: Hoo Ha!

Why do most watch Super Bowl commercials?
To see who has the worst agent.

Do you know why millions of Chinese would not be able to watch the Super Bowl?
Because the US shot their Spy Balloon down.

Yo mama so American, she tried to ride the Superbowl!

John purchased two Super Bowl tickets. He paid $5,700 for each seat for them, which included transportation to and from the stadium, an open bar, and access to the winners’ locker room.
What he didn’t realize when he bought them last year was that it was the same day as his wedding.
If you’re interested, he’s seeking a replacement.
It begins at 3 p.m. at St. Paul’s Church on North Avenue. Ashley is 5’5 and weighs approximately 110 pounds. She adores the outdoors and is an excellent cook.

Did you hear about the man from the future who can predict the score of the Super Bowl LVII before it starts?
“0-0,” he said.

What do you call fifty guys watching the Super Bowl?
The Detroit Lions.

Did you hear that the US has now shot down three balloons (or suspected balloons) this week?
Whoever is flying the Goodyear blimp at the Super Bowl had better have balls of steel.

What are you gonna bring to the super bowl party?
A big spoon!

What do Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?
Turn off the Xbox.

Did you hear about the powerhouse performance at the Super Bowl?

Which artist could have had a bigger performance than Rihanna at the Super Bowl?
A Rihanna Grande.

Who are you rooting for in the Superbowl?
The Soup.

What’s better than the Super Bowl?

Where’s the best place to watch the Raiders in the super bowl?
The History Channel.

What do the Super Bowl and a doctor’s office have in common?
Aaron Rodgers won’t get a shot at either.

When Superman eats, what is his favorite item?
A super bowl.

What does Rihanna say when she doesn’t approve of Super Bowl commercials?
“Oh nah nah!”

A man and his new wife agree to attend every Super Bowl.
The woman dies after 43 years, but the man continues their tradition by attending the next Super Bowl. Another man in the same row notices the empty seat next to the man and inquires “Why is this seat vacant? Isn’t it the Super Bowl?”
And the man replies, “Well, it was my wife’s seat, but she passed away,” to which the other says, “Well, did you not want to invite anyone else? Any family?”
And the man responds, “I did but nobody would come with me.” The other man remarks, “Man that’s tough your wife dies and they wouldn’t come to the super bowl with you, what did they have to do that was better?”
And the man says, “Well her funeral was today.”

Why can’t short people eat at the Super Bowl?
Because the steaks are really high.

On Super Bowl Sunday, which football player will be wearing the largest helmet?
The one with the biggest head!

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What happens if all of the players participating in the Super Bowl get put on the injured list?
The game will be pointless.

Which teams always get fresh uniforms for the Super Bowl?
The ones from New Jersey.

Why will all of the referees check their voicemail immediately after the Super Bowl?
So they can hear someone say, “No missed calls.”

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon, some cereal, and some milk to the Super Bowl!

What would happen if neither team won the Super Bowl?
It’s a Tide ad.

What did the composer say about the music at the Super Bowl?
It’s in half time.

What do Super Bowl football players wear?
Armor – because it’s a knight game.

What did the receiver say to the football before the big game?
“Catch you later.”

Who’s the smartest player ever to win a Superbowl?
Tom Brainy.

Last year a guy took his Blonde girlfriend to the Superbowl.
They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”
“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was…’Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like…Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!”

What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?
“I’m just here so I won’t get find.”

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?
“Never mind, I’ll find someone like you.”

Why wasn’t the dog interested in playing in the Super Bowl?
It was a boxer.

Why would the stadium be warmer the day after the Super Bowl?
There won’t be any more fans.

According to a new poll, 95 percent of people are excited to watch Super Bowl LVII.
The other 5 percent are Browns fans.

Why was the small ghost invited to be a member of the Super Bowl football team?
They needed some team spirit.

What kind of tea do Super Bowl football players drink?
Penal (tea).

What kind of sweet treats are Super Bowl footballers served?
They’re served Super Bowl Sundaes!

Why can’t there be Super Bowl games in space?
There’s no atmosphere!

In the Super Bowl, why did the football quit playing?
It was tired of being kicked around.

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Written by Jessica Amlee

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Known for her sharp wit and clever wordplay, Jessica has authored several popular joke books. A regular at stand-up comedy clubs, she never fails to leave her audience in stitches. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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