Elon Musk is a name that’s everywhere these days, from space to electric cars. After making history with SpaceX rockets and changing the way we think about cars with Tesla, he’s now diving into artificial intelligence with xAI. He’s not just a tech genius but also a master of getting people talking, whether it’s his companies or his unique ideas. If you’ve been following the world of Elon, you know it’s hard to keep up with all his groundbreaking moves. And guess what? People even enjoy cracking Elon Musk Jokes in between all his innovations.
It seems like for every new idea Musk has, there’s a joke to go with it. Whether it’s his Tesla flying into space or his mission to make humanity a multi-planetary species, comedians can’t get enough of his adventurous spirit. And why not? His larger-than-life persona is the perfect setup for some lighthearted humor. From his famous car launches to his unexpected tweets, Elon Musk jokes are here to stay, keeping the laughs rolling as fast as his rockets.
Best Elon Musk Jokes
When Elon Musk did the salute gesture at Trump Rally on Inauguration Day, the steering wheel on my Tesla has been acting weird.
It keeps pulling to the Reich.
Do you know that the new Teslas don’t come with a new car smell?
They come with an Elon Musk.
What would you call it if Bill Gates and Elon Musk team-up and make a medicine to treat erectile dysfunction?
ElonGates.
If Tesla made a gun, what would it be called?
Elon Musk-et.
If Elon Musk’s space company establishes a Mars colony, and you have a girlfriend on Mars, but later break up because of long distance.
She’d be your….Space x.
What’s the difference between Elon musk and a lemur?
Elon Musk made an electric car Lemurs Madagascar.
Why did Elon Musk go broke?
Because his car insurance rates were astronomical.
Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship.
“It’s a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind,” says the ground control officer and cuts off all communications.
What’s the difference between Elon Musk and God?
God doesn’t think he’s Elon Musk.
Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter and laid off half the staff, he’s planning on buying YouTube and Facebook and doing the same with them.
To save even more money, he plans on merging the three companies into one… he’s going to call it YouTwitFace.
Elon Musk, Tiger Woods, the Pope, and a college student are on an airplane.
The plane is going down, the pilots bailed,and it’s going to crash. There are 4 of them and only 3 parachutes. Tiger Woods says, “I’m the best golfer in the world, I think I should get a parachute.” Everyone agrees, and Tiger Woods takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. Elon Musk says, “I’m the smartest man in the world, I think I should get a parachute.” Everyone agrees, and Elon Musk jumps out of the plane.
The pope tells the college student, “My son, take this last parachute and live a long happy life.” The college student says, “We can both go. The smartest man just jumped out with my backpack.”
I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal.
Elongate would be really drawn out.
What happened to the Twitter employee, that told Elon Musk not to rename the company?
He became an X employee!
Elon Musk has come up with a fool proof plan of destroying Apple because they refuse to advertise on Twitter.
He plans to buy it.
Do you know who really gives kids a bad name?
Elon Musk.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought Elon Musk was a brand of cologne.
Tesla founder Elon Musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange.
You’d think he was from mad-at-gas-car.
Why did Elon Musk rename Twitter to X?
So the remaining users could spell it.
Elon Musk: “Did you move my car?”
Team: “Yeah.”
Elon: “Into the parking space, like I asked?”
Team: “Parking!?”
What do Elon Musk and Thomas Edison have in common?
They both got rich off of Tesla.
Elon Musk’s gaming stream proved that there is at least one thing he’s very gifted at.
He knows how to hire the right people.
How did Elon Musk celebrate 420?
With SpaceX going up in smoke.
Chris sat down at a table at his high school reunion. It had been years since the last gathering, and he couldn’t recognize a single face in the crowd.
Suddenly, a tall man—around 6’3″—sat down beside him. His face seemed unusually stretched, as if someone had tugged it both up and down.
“Hey, Chris! It’s me, John!” the tall man exclaimed.
Chris recognized the name but was baffled. The man in front of him didn’t resemble the John he remembered from high school.
Noticing Chris’s confusion, John smiled. “No worries. Almost no one recognizes me anymore. I used to be short and chubby, but now I’m tall as a redwood and slim as a twig. This transformation happened in just a few months!” John chuckled.
Chris raised an eyebrow, prompting John to explain what had happened over the last year.
“About eight months ago, my wife and I were living in a somewhat unsafe neighborhood. We managed fine since we both owned guns and knew how to stay out of trouble. But when my wife got pregnant, we decided it wasn’t the environment to raise a child.
“That’s when we heard about Elon Musk remaking an entire neighborhood into a modern, gated community as a testing ground for Tesla prototypes. Tons of people applied, and we were lucky to get accepted.
“The community is incredibly secure—only residents and authorized personnel can enter. But there’s something… peculiar about living there. Shortly after moving in, we started to notice a strange change. I was barely 5’7″ when we arrived, and now, well, you can see the difference. Everyone who lives there seems to stretch out over time.”
Chris frowned. “That’s bizarre. Why don’t you just move out? Living in a place where you mysteriously stretch doesn’t seem normal.”
John shrugged and grinned. “I guess that’s just the price of living in an Elon-gated community.”
Have you heard Elon Musk no longer owns Twitter?
He’s now the X owner.
What did Elon Musk say to Grimes before they made X Æ A-12?
i 1 2 ½ 6
People say Elon Musk is a mad scientist. Do you think he relates to Dr. Jekyll?
Because I’ve always heard he benefited from having a part Hyde.
Have you heard? Melinda Gates, Mackenzie Scott, and Justine Musk are starting their own rocket company!
They are calling it Space-Ex’s and their rockets are guaranteed to go pren-up up up.
How do you stop Elon Musk from bothering you?
Have a baby with him.
Elon Musk is reported to have written a short joke on his Falcon Heavy rocket.
I guess the real joke is in the comets.
Did you hear that Elon Musk is planning to buy the entire island of Madagascar?
He’s planning to rename it Madaelectriccar.
Yo mama so fat, Elon musk uses her as his bank.
If Elon Musk’s car accidentally lands on the Sun…
Will he be able to call Onstar?!
What is the fastest way to create a multi-million dollar company?
Sell it to Elon Musk for 44 billion!
Who is the most lonely billionaire?
Alone musk.
What is Elon Musk’s favorite band?
30 Seconds to Mars.
How did Elon Musk broke up with his girlfriend?
Told her he needed some space.
Elon Musk new plan for Mars colonization will include only registered Republicans.
He is going to make it the true red planet.
Have you ever wondered what $425 billion smells like?
Elon’s Musk.
Why couldn’t Elon Musk enter his house?
Because his door was locked and he left the keys in his car.
Elon Musk and some European guy sat next to eachother on a plane.
Being bored, Musk turned to the European and said, “Lets play a game. You ask me a question, if I dont know the answer, I pay you 500 dollars. Then I ask you a question, if you dont know the answer, you pay me 5 dollars.” The European, thinking for a second, said, “Sure, but you ask the first question.”
Elon, more than a little smug, asked, “What is the distance between earth and the moon?” The European didnt know the answer, and payed the 5 dollars. Then the European asked, “What has three legs going up the mountain, but has four legs coming down?”
Elon had to think for a while, but admitted he had no idea. So he payed the 500 dollars he owed. The European shrugged but said nothing else. Elon, really curious had to ask, “Well, what is it?”
The European smiled, “I dont know” and payed 5 dollars.”
What do you call Elon Musk when he’s been to the gym a lot?
Muskular.
Elon Musk’s tunnel-digging venture just got approved for expansion.
Even more boring than before!
Yo mama so ugly, Elon Musk wants to take her to Mars and leave her there.
Why does Elon Musk get divorced so often?
Because he can’t stand unions of any kind.
How does Elon Musk’s wife call him to dinner?
“Elon, time tweet!”
What’s Elon Musk’s favorite meal of the day?
Launch.
Where are Muslims going to pray when they go to Mars?
Elon’s Mosque.
X Æ A-12 : What’s the WiFi password?
Elon : Tom
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Elon.
(Elon who?)
Elongated muskrat.
Who is the smelliest billionaire?
Elon Musk.
Why did Elon Musk say it was easier to design a self driving car than a rocket that can land itself?
Because it’s not rocket science.
Elon Musk, the richest man on earth, soul mission…
is to leave earth.
Grimes: Do you ever notice that X Æ A-12 doesn’t have that distinct baby smell?
Elon: Yea, he’s got a certain musk to him.
What does Elon’s wish list called?
Elon “must”.
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Elon Musk was born in South Africa, and made an electric car. What if he had been born in Madagascar?
He would have made a gas car.
Why did Elon Musk name his company Spacex?
Because Spacey was touching kids.
What do Elon Musk and the Third Reich Followers have in common?
They both give children serial numbers.
Why did Elon Musk choose SpaceX to land on Mars?
Because if he chose SpaceY he’d land on 14-year-old boys.
If elon bought P0rnhub, what would he rename it?
Xvideos.
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