Electric vehicles are like that one kid in school who’s super quiet but always wins the science fair. They don’t roar when they move, they hum like a fridge, and somehow still zoom past traffic like a ninja on wheels. No exhaust, no petrol drama, and definitely no awkward trips to the gas station with your wallet crying in the corner. EV jokes are born from this new silent hero of the roads, because when a car doesn’t growl, people get creative about what it does do.
So now, every time someone hears the soft whirr of an electric car, their brain starts cooking up EV jokes faster than the car charges at a supercharger. It’s as if the silence gave space for all the funny thoughts to sneak in. People can’t resist turning battery life into punchlines, charging cables into comedy gold, and silent starts into laugh starters. It’s the only vehicle that gets teased not for breaking down, but for being too well-behaved!
Best Electric Vehicle Jokes
Did you hear that Honda is coming out with the 1st electric vehicle with wireless charging?
It’s called the Honda Accordless.
Just done my part to help the environment.
Unplugged 6 electric vehicles that no one was using.
How do EVs head into battle?
They charge.
What do you call a time period when Lamborghini starts to produce electric cars only?
“Silence of the Lambs”
New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell.
They come with an Elon Musk.
What do you call an electric car that isn’t moving?
Static.
Ford is creating a new company to manufacture electric vehicles using Tesla software and batteries.
They’re naming it Edison.
What do EVs and diarrhea have in common?
They both give your range anxiety.
Mr. T got an electric car when they first came out.
Said he pities the fuel.
Why shouldn’t you trust anyone who drives an electric vehicle?
They’re shiftless.
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In a fit of rage, the neighbor ran over a pedestrian with his electric car.
He will be charged with battery.
What do you call a German electric car?
A Voltswagen.
Two car salesman were talking to each other about their sales.
They were really impressed with the commissions they were making with electric cars. Then, one of them asked, “Why doesn’t Dodge sell any electric vehicles?”
The other salesman said, “That would be dumb. If they sold electric vehicles, they would have to give away a free Dodge Charger with each purchase!”
Have you heard about Ford’s new electric coffee car?
It’s the Mach-E Auto.
Before Elon Musk got into electric cars…
He was plain old Lon Musk.
Recent studies show that electric vehicles made by BMW have a ten percent better battery life.
Because they don’t waste electricity by using their blinkers.
Apple just announced its new electric vehicle, the iCar, coming in 2026. Rumor is they’re working on a self-driving boat as well.
They’re going to call it the iAye.
Tesla is considering releasing a line of electric buses named after Egyptian gods.
It’ll be A-new-bus.
Two electric car owners were seen today fighting over a charging port.
The police have said it was a charged environment and they will amp up patrols around area. A lot of witnesses were shocked and some saw someone socket to the other.
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What happens when you flip your new Nissan electric car?
You are turning over a new Leaf!
Los Angeles announced plans to lease all-electric police cars. Do you know where they’ll use them?
In Watts.
Why did it take until last year for Volkswagen to finally manufacture electric cars in the US?
Because it took them awhile to get the bugs worked out.
What do EV owners listen to?
AC/DC or something current.
Did you hear that Hummer is launching an EV?
Iron-E…
Why didn’t the bicycle want to go to work?
It was two tired.
What about the car?
It was exhausted.
And what about the electric car?
It was drained.
Elon Musk was born in South Africa, and made an electric car. What if he had been born in Madagascar?
He would have made a gas car.
Why are EVs so expensive?
Because they charge a lot!
What do you call it when you drift an EV?
It is called an electric slide.
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What happens when you get hit by an electric rental car?
It Hertz.
What are electric cars made of?
Nuts and Volts!
Can I use cash to pay for a new electric car?
No, you have to charge it.
Why hasn’t Subaru made an electric car?
They haven’t yet figured out how to make it leak oil.
What do you say when you meditate in an EV?
Ohmmm. Ohmmmm. Ohmmm.
Why should you never buy a second electric car from Chevy?
It’s revolting.
I’ve invented an electric car that also has a tiny gas engine…
It’s only to run the hazard lights.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to kill herself by sitting in the garage with an electric car.
Why did the electric car finish the race early?
It had a short circuit.
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What would you call Batman’s all-electric crime-fighting car?
The Batt-mobile.
Volkswagen EV fast charge.
Beetle Juice Beetle Juice Beetle Juice.
Why did the electric car break up with the gas station?
It needed space and wanted a more “shocking” relationship!
My electric car won’t go in reverse…
I guess there’s no backup power.
Some important news for electric car users. I learned today that, if you break down in an electric car, you can still use the AA.
But if you break down in a small electric car, you have to use the AAA.
Volkswagen and Toyota are building an EV for the current generation.
It will be called IDYota.
Do you have a funny EV Joke? Write down your best ones in the comment section below!
I just purchased an electric car.
Do I need a current license?