What is your best Oxford Comma Joke?
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Jeff, a semi colon, and an Oxford Comma walk into a bar.
Both of them have a great time.
An Oxford comma walks into a bar…
Orders a gin, and tonic.
The Oxford comma…
…is necessary, critical and essential.
There’s always an Oxford comma.
If you can’t find it it’s a comma chameleon.
I was taught to never use the Oxford comma
by Mrs. Henderson, my high school English teacher and a first-rate wh*re.
An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television getting drunk and smoking cigars.
A question mark walks into a bar?
I’ve got another example of the importance of Oxford commas:
I passed a headstone the other day which read, “Here lies Tyler Goetz, a lawyer and a good man.”
I just can’t believe the three of them agreed on such ambiguous syntax.
Things I hate: lists, Oxford commas, and irony.