What's your best Nantucket joke?
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There once was man from Nantucket
Who’s d*ck was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin
If my ear were a c*nt, I could f*ck it.
There once was a man from Nantucket…
…who started a poem then said “f*ck it.”
Who stole the heart of Massachusetts?
Nan took it. (Nantucket).
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
His daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nan tuck it.