Why did the sperm cross the road?
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because yo mamma doesn’t swallow
Cause someone jizzed on the chicken
because it was pissed off !!!
cause I put on the wrong sock this morning
The joke “Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning” relies on a mix of shock humor and unexpected incongruity. The setup leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but the reveal is surprisingly crude. The humor comes from the realization that the speaker unwittingly wore a sock that had been used to clean up after masturbation, implying that sperm from the sock could somehow cross the road with them. This is an absurd exaggeration, as sperm are microscopic and cannot travel in such a manner.
because yo momma walked across and spit it out