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What do you call a person with no body and no nose?
Nobody Knows Aah Aah Aah Ahh Ahh
Nobody Knows Aah Aah Aah Ahh Ahh
See lessWhy did the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of her B- shells.
Because she grew out of her B- shells.
See lessWhich fruit can't run off and get married?
The cant-elope.
The cant-elope.
See lessWhat is long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the Frog's fingers.
Kermit the Frog’s fingers.
See lessWhat did the mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra.
An algae-bra.
See lessWhat is your best “R*ctum? Damn near killed him” joke?
Little Johnny: Sorry I'm late, a car hit my dog in the a**hole. Teacher: R*ctum* Johnny: R*ctum? Damn near killed him!
Little Johnny: Sorry I’m late, a car hit my dog in the a**hole.
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Johnny: R*ctum? Damn near killed him!
What is the German word for bra?
Stoppemfrumfloppen.
Stoppemfrumfloppen.
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