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Which fruit can't run off and get married?
The cant-elope.
The cant-elope.
See lessWhat is long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the Frog's fingers.
Kermit the Frog’s fingers.
See lessWhat did the mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra.
An algae-bra.
See lessWhat is your best “R*ctum? Damn near killed him” joke?
Little Johnny: Sorry I'm late, a car hit my dog in the a**hole. Teacher: R*ctum* Johnny: R*ctum? Damn near killed him!
Little Johnny: Sorry I’m late, a car hit my dog in the a**hole.
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Johnny: R*ctum? Damn near killed him!
What is the German word for bra?
Stoppemfrumfloppen.
Stoppemfrumfloppen.
See lessWhat is your best BOFA joke?
Have you seen the new movie called Bofa? No, what is it about? Bofa deez nuts.
Have you seen the new movie called Bofa?
See lessNo, what is it about? Bofa deez nuts.
How did the lion greet the zebra?
It's nice to eat you !!
It’s nice to eat you !!
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